Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

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1. The word of the day is clusterfuckiest. Trufax.

2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!

3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...

4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!

5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.

6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.

6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.

7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.

If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!

Mostly I'm just trying to make romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.

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Re: rilly a lot of porn

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Brad grinned and pulled Nate into a sloppy, wet, involved kiss. When he pulled back he smirked. "There, now we're both unsanitary. Come along, sir." He hopped off the table and headed toward his room, still wearing only one slipper. "Out of the goodness of my heart I will allow you to use my shower so you can scrub away the evils wrought by reading the paper. I'll even wash mine, too. I promise they'll be spotless before I shove them inside you and make you moan like a little bitch." His eyes glittered when he looked back at Nate.

"Well, when you put it like that."

::sing-song voice::

A loves me this I know, because she writes me awesome porn about Brad wearing one slipper and people getting defiled on the kitchen table and Nate having an ex-boyfriend in college and Nate bitching about newspaper ink, just like we all know Nate fixates on the little things, and that's why we love him. Okay, the tune totally got lost there, but that's understandable.

Also, if you need me to look at anything and beat it with a stick, let me know. L will tell you I am REAL good about beating things with sticks. It's okay though, the bruising goes down after a few days. *smiles brightly*

Re: rilly a lot of porn

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::snickers madly:: Wow, gotta love those post-gym endorphins.

Nate bitching about newspaper ink, just like we all know Nate fixates on the little things, and that's why we love him.

Especially when they involve CLEANLINESS! ::sage nod::

And of course I adore you; I feel that you know this. ::hearts::

Thank you much for the offer! Alas, it's not in a state ready to be looked at, more taunting me with its lack of order and completeness. You know how I do so love these things.

Re: rilly a lot of porn

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::snickers madly:: Wow, gotta love those post-gym endorphins.

Tonight I did the abbreviated work out, if I'd gone for broke (the 2 hour version) you'd be literally pulling me off the ceiling. I'm like Ray with Ripped Fuel. I know some people think the gym is a chore, but I love it, it's a chance to fucking do something. I wish I got to be more active during the day. I'd thought about packing it in and working on a farm, but uh.... not really a farm girl, you know? Wow. That Ray on Ripped Fuel was kind of on the money, huh? I'll shut up now.

As for things not being ready to look at pshaw. You should see some of the crap I pass to S77 to look at. If I had a scanner I might even start drawing diagrams just so y'all could see my insane thought processes. I'd do stick figures and everything! *beams* But, uh, that's not going to happen, so we'll just say I did and call it a day *beams more*

Re: rilly a lot of porn

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Hee! It's so cute! LOVE gym!high!Z. And the farm thing had me rolling.

If I had a scanner I might even start drawing diagrams just so y'all could see my insane thought processes. I'd do stick figures and everything! *beams*

It'd be fucking HILARIOUS, though.