hackthis_archive | Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

1. The word of the day is clusterfuckiest. Trufax.

2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!

3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...

4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!

5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.

6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.

6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.

7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.

If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!

Mostly I'm just trying to make

romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.

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Rowr. I approve. And one of these days, Ben really *is* going to suck John in the squad car and John's not going to know *what* to do then. Well, other than come.

Did you see the picture that Cudlitz twittered tonight from his dashboard camera? GROWL.

Oh, look. I'm supposed to be in bed. ::fails::

Okay. First of all. I had to go find that photo, because clearly it had to be seen. And now that I have seen it? PHWOAR!!!! *blinks mightily*

Oh Ben, Ben Ben... you lucky dog.

And next week they're going to the GUN RANGE together. I have died. I kind of want to write Ben and Cooper at the gun range now and how they use their service revolvers, competing against each other on the targets, and then Ben pulls out this like Sig Sauer or some shit and John's like, the hell? And he watches the muscles flex in Ben's arms as he pulls the trigger. Watches the twist of the hips, the ripple of muscles under his shirt and well... it's on.

YOU. BED. NOW.

That photo made my insides do things. Naughty, naughty things. I would like one of those, please.

Oh, and you post this right before I go to work (or, well I read it then) and I wanted to write and I couldn't make my brain work at work (problematic only in the job sense, but fortunately nothing today required brain power) and so I just had this...thought lingering. ::sees about writing porn::

That photo made my insides do things. Naughty, naughty things. I would like one of those, please.

I second that motion. Especially with that stubble. HELLO NURSE. err. Officer.

It's just...GAH. I mean, dirty and scruffy and *manly* and just COOPER. I kind of want one. I also kind of want him to throw Ben up against something and fuck him a lot. Yes.

Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

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