hackthis_archive | Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

1. The word of the day is clusterfuckiest. Trufax.

2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!

3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...

4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!

5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.

6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.

6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.

7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.

If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!

Mostly I'm just trying to make

romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.

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a debauched Nate (or Brad) lying on the bed with the sheet just barely covering important bits

See, that's just NOT FAIR. Now I'm all distracted from work I'm supposed to be doing, like... stuff that's not about Nate being all long limbs and sleepy-gorgeous and pliant before Brad. NGH.

*whimper*

I'm supposed to be doing, like... stuff that's not about Nate being all long limbs and sleepy-gorgeous and pliant before Brad. NGH.

There are such things? Huh.

Yes! Like, y'know...

...

lemme get back to you on that ;_;

It's the yawn that tells Brad he's in trouble.

They normally go for their early morning runs together, but Nate's been working late hours at the PAC he's consulting for. He got in so late last night that it was more like early morning, and so Brad went for the run alone. Let Nate have a few more hours on his own.

Now that Brad's back and showered -- yes, he thought about defiling Nate still sweaty and dirty -- but that's a different kind of sweat.

Nate blinks up at him bleary-eyed, smile curling the corners of his mouth as Brad rubs the towel over his hair.

"Morning," Nate says around another yawn. He stretches, entire body arching away from the sheets right down to his exposed toes which curl back.

Brad licks his lips, tasting toothpaste as his eyes sweep over Nate. Over long limbs and lean muscles. Civilian life has made Nate soft, but not in body. "Yeah, it's going to be," he says, dropping the towel at the foot of the bed and tugging the sheets away from Nate's body.

Nate's cock is half-hard, rising away from his body, just calling Brad's name.

Nate's sleepy smile says plenty. "C'mere."

Brad raises an eyebrow as he kneels on the bed, crawls up towards Nate, stopping at waist level to nuzzle Nate's cock, lap at it with his tongue. "Oh, fuck, yes," Nate moans as Brad wraps his hand around the base, licks at the head.

Nate's fingers stroke Brad's scalp, curling behind his ears, thumbs ghosting over his hairline as he sucks Nate's cock, slowly, luxuriously, reveling in the feel of Nate underneath his tongue, of salt and bitter.

He pulls off with a loud slurp, feels the strands of saliva and spit sliding down his chin. Nate's head is back, eyes squeezed and Brad blows over the head of Nate's cock, thumbs the head. "Watch," he says, voice low, full of want.

Nate's head snaps up, green eyes bright. His voice is drugged. "Suck me," he pleads.

Brad's never minded taking orders from his LT. So he does what he's told. Takes Nate back in his mouth, sucks him down to his fist, wet and sloppy, feeling Nate's hips thrusting into his hand. Nate's thighs shift around him, knees bending for leverage, and then Nate's legs wrap around Brad's head and Brad growls in the back of his throat, sucks Nate like the whole Corps depends on how well he performs.

He's pretty good at this if he does say so himself.

Or he could just take the nail gouges that Nate's put in his shoulders as proof.

"Fuuuuck." Nate's thighs clamp over Brad's ears, and the way Nate pulses in his mouth and the nails scrabbling over his scalp are unmistakable.

Brad wraps his hands around Nate's legs, pushes them away so he can get pull away. Breathe. His nose is full of nothing but Nate.

This is good.

He sits up, goes to wipe his mouth with the back of his hand and then thinks better of it. Underneath him, Nate's chest is heaving with exertion, nipples pink, chest slick with sweat. Brad licks his lips and crawls the rest of the way up the bed to kiss Nate, let Nate suck on his tongue.

Nate's hands cup the back of his skull, hold him still for long seconds as their tongues slide together, as Nate licks at every trace of his own spunk. When Brad pulls back, Nate's mouth looks just as slick and used as Brad's feels.

Nate's face is flushed, cheeks bright with the stain of a orgasm well had, and he smiles beatifically as Brad rubs his cock against Nate's thigh.

"You going to fuck me now?" Nate asks.

Brad smiles. "Well, since you asked so nicely."

Edited 2009-07-17 23:31 (UTC)

...GUH!

There was running. And sweat. That's vaguely familiar. Heh.

And then you destroyed my brain. Jesus, woman. ::hearts::

Also, OMG you can't even believe how massive this master post linking to all the porn has gotten. I'm almost done, though.

There was running. And sweat. That's vaguely familiar. Heh.

I thought you might like that ;-) As for brain destroying, I keep thinking I'm porned out and then it turns out I have just one more left.

Also, OMG you can't even believe how massive this master post linking to all the porn has gotten. I'm almost done, though.

Okay, I wouldn't want to add anymore work. I'll stop writing now. *nods sagely*

Okay, I wouldn't want to add anymore work. I'll stop writing now. *nods sagely*

Pfft! I know you're just baiting me here and I will not fall for it!

Oh, poo. ;-D

Nate's ears. Nate yawning. Brad is a sucker (no pun intended) for all things Nate, methinks. Not that anyone can blame him.

Not that anyone can blame him.

We dedicated like 50 comments to Nate's nipples. I think, at this point, we can all admit we are suckers for all things Nate. And Brad.

Oh, I'm sorry. Did I do that? Whoops.

Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

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