hackthis_archive | Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

1. The word of the day is clusterfuckiest. Trufax.

2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!

3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...

4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!

5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.

6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.

6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.

7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.

If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!

Mostly I'm just trying to make

romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.

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This is making me all woeful! Is this how you guys feel when I write? Heee.

YES!

Dude, Helen could've taken over the world if she'd put her mind to it. She had the perfect strategy, but not the desire, it seems.

Who desires to be second best? Would you want to be with the person who only 'liked' you? Who didn't think the sun rose out of your ass? Isn't life hard enough without settling? Brad liked Helen. Might've even loved her, but he wasn't IN love with her. If push came to shove, it wouldn't even be a contest between her and Nate. She tried to ride it out, and for a little while she thought it might be worth it, but you can't love somebody more than you love yourself or they'll run you over and you'll be left with nothing.

Our happy porny place has turned woeful! We need an injection of hot, dirty, pornographic boys doing filthy things to each other.

While I write about slippers. Heee.

I was gonna say! Z just proved she can bring the woe with the best of 'em.

::consults Venn diagram::

::is not surprised by this::

It is under my sphere of influence

I figure they have enough woe, but you forced my hand. I'm just saying. I now expect porn from both of you. NOW. *makes shooing motions* Especially you A, you haven't turned out anything in TWO days. You are behind on your quota.

I will have you know, I've been collating the porn from all these threads and updating my post and keeping track of things. This deserves recognition, too!

Actually, no, I got nothing. We're all discussing and then you guys post awesome porn and I'm like, '!!! Well, that settles THAT question.' And then I go back and stare at my investigative journalist thingy and think about how much I hate transitions.

So, yeah, I pretty much fail. AT LIFE! But we knew that.

I see you trying to get off of work by claiming administrative detail. *gives side eye*

Actually, no, I got nothing. We're all discussing and then you guys post awesome porn and I'm like, '!!! Well, that settles THAT question.' And then I go back and stare at my investigative journalist thingy and think about how much I hate transitions.

You know we could help you with that, but you insist on being stubborn.

::is very innocent and adorable:: Can't imagine what you mean.

You know we could help you with that, but you insist on being stubborn.

'Cause you're all shocked to find me being stubborn, I'm sure. And dude, there is NO PORN AT ALL. I've got 25 pages and no porn. That's just not right! I can write 1200 words of porn over here and yet -

You know, maybe that's what it is. Yes, I'm having a eureka moment: this post is draining me of my porn. I totally understand now.

Your blaming THE POST? Wow. No cookie for you.

Hmm, there is a better way to say this: my porn pool (ha!) is limited and it all got used up over here. Woe.

Which is a sentiment, I'd like to mention, that you yourself expressed...ya know, somewhere around these parts.

The post is still love, though. Shame I cannot live up to it.

Yes, but we're actually okay with dealing with NOT porn. I know it's hard to believe, but it's been known to happen. Also, transitions suck, and sometimes you need someone else's perspective. I mean, your insight into my "fuck or die" was majorly helpful. Or will be when I get back to writing it.

YES!

But...but...I'm writing fic with slippers! and tickling! and ponies! and happiness!

::crawls under her desk::

But...but...I'm writing fic with slippers! and tickling! and ponies! and happiness!

Yes, for like the first time ever. Now you see how the rest of us feel.

::slinks off, head bowed::

WE LOVE YOU!!

I love you guys too. SO MUCH.

Love you LOTS AND LOTS. Also, the story is tres adorable (and funny!) and I love it like mad.

Hee. I love you guys too. I only hurt the ones I love! That's why I torture the boys and you!!

I like that we're all unanimous about this.

Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

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