hackthis_archive | Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

1. The word of the day is clusterfuckiest. Trufax.

2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!

3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...

4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!

5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.

6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.

6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.

7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.

If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!

Mostly I'm just trying to make

romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.

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Nate’s head falls back against the wall and he moves willingly wherever Brad guides him. Leaning in again, Brad brushes two fingers against Nate’s perineum then presses just at the base of his balls, his palm cupping them against his fingers. Nate’s breath hitches and his cock jerks again.

“Look at you,” Brad’s voice holds the same warm tone that Nate’s had earlier.

“Not new terrain,” Nate gasps, trying to roll his hips, wanting pressure from Brad’s hand. Brad keeps his hold loose on Nate’s balls, not giving in. His mouth nuzzles the cut of Nate’s abdomen, the flat plane stretching from Nate’s hip to his cock. “Don’t even need the Blue Force Tracker for this AO.”

“No,” Brad agrees. “Know you by heart.” He licks the head of Nate’s cock, his fingers sliding back against his opening. “Don’t I?”

“Y-yes.” Nate gasps as Brad takes him deep, sucking him into his mouth. Brad’s fingers rub his asshole slowly with the barest hint of pressure, forcing Nate to rock forward into the curve of his palm, squeezing his balls.

Brad hums softly, moving into Nate so that his lips brush the base of Nate’s cock again, Nate’s dick rubbing the back of his throat. Brad’s mouth constricts tightly around Nate, holding him there mid-thrust. Nate’s hips rut forward, struggling against Brad’s hold. Nate makes a sound that Brad’s never heard before – wanton and frustrated all at once - and it goes straight to his cock. He loosens his mouth and Nate starts moving again, more frantic than before, hands curving around the back of Brad’s head.

Using his free hand, Brad smoothes Nate’s shirt up his body, exposing his stomach. His thumb traces slow, lazy circles that don’t match the pace of Nate’s dick fucking his mouth, but the disparity keeps Brad focused, keeps Nate off-balance.

Nate grips Brad’s head even harder, pulling him in close. Brad tightens his mouth around him again and sucks deeply until Nate goes still, coming deep and hot in Brad’s throat.

Brad pulls back slowly, waiting until the spasms of Nate’s body have slowed to shudders before he eases away from Nate’s cock, licking his lips as he settles back on his heels. “Anything going to go bad any time soon?”

“N-no.” Nate shakes his head, eyes glazed and hot. “No.”

“Good.” Brad stands up and moves into Nate, kissing him hard and possessive. “Let’s go to bed.”

Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

Re: I was aiming for something ~naughty~