hackthis_archive | Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

1. The word of the day is clusterfuckiest. Trufax.

2. I'm a big fan of the part where a summer camp that rented a pool in north PhillY for $1900 were told they weren't welcome, because they changed the complextion of the pool. Keep it classy, racist assholes!

3. If I think too hard about the confirmation hearings, I might stroke out, so...

4. YAY, Leverage premieres tonight!

5. And Matt Damon is going to be on Entourage! So, that means that Matt and Ari are going to be hanging out. And I didn't even have to write it! Yeah, I know, who's the man? All they need now is RDJ... you know since I write it and it happens. Excuse me, I have to go write myself winning ten million dollars. BRB.

6. Ryan Gosling is releasing his album in October. I WANT IT NOW.

6a. Anybody got the new Regina Spektor album (Far) that they wanna share with the class.

7. An Offer: Anybody who wants to come over here and give me a photo prompt that maybe might result in some drabble porn to make the masses happy is more than welcome.

If you just want to picspam the pretty to you know, help the general mood, that's awesome too. In fact, feel free to come and post photos and write your own porn too! But it's gotta be a photo. And SFW. It can be a party!

Mostly I'm just trying to make

romanticalgirl smile, so help a sister do a good deed.

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Okay. Okay. I give up. I'm sorry I write angsty porn. I will stop. I swear. Just please...you're *killing* me. I mean, it's perfect and it's hot and sweet and all those other things, but *still*.

Remember this later. I'm just saying.

I just don't know if I can *write* porn that doesn't have angst in it. It's sort of my forte! My Venn Diagram! If I don't have that, what do I have? I'm lost! Asea! Overly!Dramatic!

You are adorable. Write whatever it is you want to write as long as it makes you happy. And then all of us will be happy too. Doesn't mean we'll stop giving you grief though.

I pretty much just write what they tell me to. I don't actually think I have any say in the matter at all.

I pretty much just write what they tell me to. I don't actually think I have any say in the matter at all.

Which is how I end up with 100 pages stories. Also, I am, um, rewatching episode 1.06 of Southland. I -- it -- this is your fault. Yours and his. It -- he -- STUBBLE. I have no defenses left. Plus, you know, angry!Ben and shirtless!Cooper. I've heard some people watch like happy stuff. I don't know them, but I've heard of this.

I need to do a rewatch as well. Plus they're going to start reairing it at the end of the month, so we can pimp more! Yay!

Right. Stubbleporn. Mmmmmmmmmm. I'll get on that.

You know the sad thing about the utility belt they wear? It covers too much of their asses. I'm just saying. Also, the scene in the car where John's trying to get Ben to talk about his problems and Ben's all, you're a fine one to talk and then they argue and Ben fucking POUTS. ::is ded::

Do you know I have never rewatched a serialized TV show before? This is why boxed sets are pointless for me, b/c generally once I see something once I'm over it. Miniseries I like to buy, and the UK TV shows (Life on Mars, Skins), but for the most part... nothing has never done it to me like Southland.

GOD. Even Ben's neck is sexy. No wonder they fuck like rabbits.

(No, I didn't go back to gym even though it may seem like it).

They are insanely hot. It's almost a wonder they can function sometimes. today's plan involves stubbleporn. Yes.

Also, why the heck aren't there more Southland icons?

Also, why the heck aren't there more Southland icons?

More over, why are they all of Ben? Don't get me wrong I love Ben, but DAMN. I -- L, I want to write them. Also, please explain to me why Q gets to dream about Stark on Southland, but when *I* dream about Southland it's that I work for the goddamn LAPD and have to balance the fucking budget. This is totally crossing streams with S4 of The Wire. GodDAMN I love the Wire, but still.

AHAHAHAHA!!!!

They probably need you to balance the budget.

I would balance that budget only if I could do it on Ben's naked ass. And do the math on Cooper's back. What? Oh, come ON. Like you didn't think it too.

I'm extremely tempted to make an icon out of his twitter picture. I mean...it's just...::flappy hands::

I always dream weird ass shit, so I feel your pain. I want Stark Sands in my dreams! Of course, if you're balancing their budget, I bet they have to come and "requisition" funds from you. Bamp chicka bamp bamp.

I'm extremely tempted to make an icon out of his twitter picture. I mean...it's just...::flappy hands::

If you do this, you will share? Yes? I will write you porn for it... oh, wait...

Of course, if you're balancing their budget, I bet they have to come and "requisition" funds from you. Bamp chicka bamp bamp.

I laughed so hard at this I started to wheeze. And now I can see it, you want to test out those new handcuffs on me? I just a REALLY bad though about the multiple uses of the retractable baton.

I'm so glad i'll have company in hell.

I'm not the greatest icon maker, but what is mine is yours.

Hee. I watched the episode of Psych last night "Lights, Camera...Homicidio" where they're working a case on a Mexican Telanovela and now I'm thinking about the retractable knife and I really didn't need to go there. No, seriously.

Hell's gonna be AWESOME.

Psych! Psych!

Ah, people. Failing since evolution began.

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