hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2009-07-20 08:20 am

Where you been?

So, for anybody who hasn't been playing along at home, last week I made an offer that I would write porn for SFW photos, and for the past, oh.... five six days or so [livejournal.com profile] alethialia, [livejournal.com profile] romanticalgirl and I (with special guest apperances by [livejournal.com profile] sparky77, [livejournal.com profile] svilleficrecs and art by [livejournal.com profile] trolleys!) have been writing porn.

A LOT of porn.

Mostly Generation Kill (a little Get Some-verse. Some of L's Grace-verse. Some stoned!Nate. A lot of filth. Really, really, really good filth). With a little slutty!Ben Southland thrown in because nobody could resist stubbly!Cooper. A Leverage ode. And Brad Pitt as a prince. No, really.

[livejournal.com profile] alethialia has been most patiently and dilligently keeping track of what's what here, you know, if the thought of wading through 700+ comments (we talk a lot) seems a bit daunting and you're just after the porn. If you've ever been curious about how any of us write, though, (more specifically how we come up with our ideas), well, it's pretty evident that we are contagious around each other. Like the swine flu. But with porn.

Um, yeah. 's about it really.

Have a nice Monday.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-07-20 04:07 pm (UTC)(link)
An Ode to Our Awesome:

We...
We are Awesome
Awesome like naked Maries
Awesome like slutty!Ben and scruffy!Cooper
We are awesome like gun lube for Walt's Mark 19
In short... we are awesome
Write More Porn Now

Wot? Nobody said it had to rhyme!

(And you are very welcome) Dude, if we max that out I will die laughing. and where will we go? We will need another place to brainstorm. Oh, that's what we have email for!

[identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com 2009-07-20 10:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I think that the last line is sung in an awesome sort of vibrato, drawing out each word. A hymn of sorts to our sheer awesomeness.

I think if we go solely to email, the masses might riot. If only they knew the stuff they *missed*.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2009-07-20 10:52 pm (UTC)(link)
I think that the last line is sung in an awesome sort of vibrato, drawing out each word. A hymn of sorts to our sheer awesomeness.

Ray and Walt can harmonize!

I think if we go solely to email, the masses might riot. If only they knew the stuff they *missed*.

Shhhhh. *laughs more*