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So, for anybody who hasn't been playing along at home, last week I made an offer that I would write porn for SFW photos, and for the past, oh.... five six days or so [livejournal.com profile] alethialia, [livejournal.com profile] romanticalgirl and I (with special guest apperances by [livejournal.com profile] sparky77, [livejournal.com profile] svilleficrecs and art by [livejournal.com profile] trolleys!) have been writing porn.

A LOT of porn.

Mostly Generation Kill (a little Get Some-verse. Some of L's Grace-verse. Some stoned!Nate. A lot of filth. Really, really, really good filth). With a little slutty!Ben Southland thrown in because nobody could resist stubbly!Cooper. A Leverage ode. And Brad Pitt as a prince. No, really.

[livejournal.com profile] alethialia has been most patiently and dilligently keeping track of what's what here, you know, if the thought of wading through 700+ comments (we talk a lot) seems a bit daunting and you're just after the porn. If you've ever been curious about how any of us write, though, (more specifically how we come up with our ideas), well, it's pretty evident that we are contagious around each other. Like the swine flu. But with porn.

Um, yeah. 's about it really.

Have a nice Monday.

Date: 2009-07-20 03:28 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] laura-iskra.livejournal.com
that post has been my happy place for the last five/six days, so I think at least a thank you is in order!

Date: 2009-07-20 04:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
You are welcome.

Date: 2009-07-20 03:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] alethialia.livejournal.com
::loves us::

Have a nice Monday, indeed! With all the porn we give you. For we are magnanimous like that.

Date: 2009-07-20 04:04 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
I'm saying.

Date: 2009-07-20 03:40 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] romancandles.livejournal.com
SWINE FLU PORN FTW.

ps did the regina work?

Date: 2009-07-20 03:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
YES! OMG! Did I not tell you? FAIL! *whaps self with wet noodle*

Date: 2009-07-20 04:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amberlynne.livejournal.com
Oh, Nate. *rains kisses all over his ridiculous babyfaaaaaaaaaaace!*

I was so tempted to post some of those baby!Skars pics for "Get Some" reference points but I didn't want to completely break you. ;)

Date: 2009-07-20 04:17 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
*gives side eye* You read that GS thread. You did. I know you did because you commented. I think it's a bit late for that... If there are some particular images that tickle your fancy though, you know, the pretty is always welcome around these parts.

Date: 2009-07-20 04:19 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] amberlynne.livejournal.com
Heee! I might just share them when I get home tonight then!

Date: 2009-07-20 03:55 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com
That much awesome is insane. I think someone should compose an ode to our awesome porniness. Also, you're the best for starting this all off (though I totally take credit for being all emo!) and I can't wait to see how long it takes us to max out LJ's comments. Heee.

Date: 2009-07-20 04:07 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
An Ode to Our Awesome:

We...
We are Awesome
Awesome like naked Maries
Awesome like slutty!Ben and scruffy!Cooper
We are awesome like gun lube for Walt's Mark 19
In short... we are awesome
Write More Porn Now

Wot? Nobody said it had to rhyme!

(And you are very welcome) Dude, if we max that out I will die laughing. and where will we go? We will need another place to brainstorm. Oh, that's what we have email for!

Date: 2009-07-20 10:35 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com
I think that the last line is sung in an awesome sort of vibrato, drawing out each word. A hymn of sorts to our sheer awesomeness.

I think if we go solely to email, the masses might riot. If only they knew the stuff they *missed*.

Date: 2009-07-20 10:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com
I think that the last line is sung in an awesome sort of vibrato, drawing out each word. A hymn of sorts to our sheer awesomeness.

Ray and Walt can harmonize!

I think if we go solely to email, the masses might riot. If only they knew the stuff they *missed*.

Shhhhh. *laughs more*

Date: 2009-07-21 12:58 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sffan.livejournal.com
OMG. You're all made of win, but [livejournal.com profile] alethialia is made of extra-special organizy win. And I'm totally going to go tell her that. After I've read the porn that I've missed. Because I'm sure I missed some somewhere in that giant pile of awesome.

Date: 2009-07-21 04:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] daraq.livejournal.com
Oh man, that post is straight nicotine. You outdid yourself and it's a beautiful thing to see - thank you very much!

I cannot stop staring at SS's mouth, eyes, ears and now nipples!

Date: 2009-08-03 06:37 pm (UTC)

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