pfft. not even kids.

[hackthis_archive]

Q: When is a ferrari not a ferrari?


A: When it's some late ass model that Lex loaned to Clark only because he had no intention of anybody fucking Clark in a real ferrari before he did. It's either that or he knows how irresponsible 16 year-olds can be.

Explanation:

This is the Enzo.
This is the Berlinetta F1.
This is the Modena.

These are Lex-type cars (although that Jag still throws me).

The car Clark was driving is a Testerossa.

Do y'all know how fucking old that model is? Ha and again with the double ha. Pfft. Lex knows if anybody's gonna blow Clark in a real Ferrari it's gonna be him. The Testerossa was hot back in, oh say, 89-91. In comparison to the Berlinetta it's scrap metal, Ferrari though it may be.

Translation for the layman: Lex letting Clark "borrow" this Ferrari is like you asking your dad to let you borrow the car for the night and him swapping the Beemer for the Dodge Minivan. With me now?

Comments

[emrinalexander.livejournal.com]

Well, speaking strictly as a layperson who cares about her car only in that it starts up and shuts off when I turn the key, the red Testerossa thing is kind of an ugly wedge shaped model. Reminds me of those old Triumph TR7 wedges. I liked the Modena and this is going to hurt, but I liked it because it looks sort of like a Honda.

Em

[impudent-rabbit.livejournal.com]

What I love about you, is that you become obsessed with the small details.

Oh, I "borrowed" a line from one of your fics for my new icon. You don't mind.

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

Lex letting Clark "borrow" this Ferrari is like you asking your dad to let you borrow the car for the night and him swapping the Beemer for the Dodge Minivan. With me now?

Well, honestly, it was perfect. It matched Hiram Kent's leather jacket perfectly.