pfft. not even kids.

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Q: When is a ferrari not a ferrari?


A: When it's some late ass model that Lex loaned to Clark only because he had no intention of anybody fucking Clark in a real ferrari before he did. It's either that or he knows how irresponsible 16 year-olds can be.

Explanation:

This is the Enzo.
This is the Berlinetta F1.
This is the Modena.

These are Lex-type cars (although that Jag still throws me).

The car Clark was driving is a Testerossa.

Do y'all know how fucking old that model is? Ha and again with the double ha. Pfft. Lex knows if anybody's gonna blow Clark in a real Ferrari it's gonna be him. The Testerossa was hot back in, oh say, 89-91. In comparison to the Berlinetta it's scrap metal, Ferrari though it may be.

Translation for the layman: Lex letting Clark "borrow" this Ferrari is like you asking your dad to let you borrow the car for the night and him swapping the Beemer for the Dodge Minivan. With me now?

Comments

[emrinalexander.livejournal.com]

Well, speaking strictly as a layperson who cares about her car only in that it starts up and shuts off when I turn the key, the red Testerossa thing is kind of an ugly wedge shaped model. Reminds me of those old Triumph TR7 wedges. I liked the Modena and this is going to hurt, but I liked it because it looks sort of like a Honda.

Em

infidel!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I liked the Modena and this is going to hurt, but I liked it because it looks sort of like a Honda.

it does not look like a honda! *g* i've got $150K that says the ferrari people would slightly disagree as well - unless hondas are doing 190mph recently.

[impudent-rabbit.livejournal.com]

What I love about you, is that you become obsessed with the small details.

Oh, I "borrowed" a line from one of your fics for my new icon. You don't mind.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

course i don't mind, what's yours in mine so lets get with the marcus/oliver, huh? i mean what's up with the quidditch conference and all? and yes, i am always about the little itty bit shit. example: i want to know what the symbol on clark's shirt translates to and if it says 'super' i'll smack somebody. *g*

Chinese Symbol

[(Anonymous)]

According to the Chinese chica I was watching with, it was the character for "people." Of course, she could have been lying....she's not a fan of Clark. Lana yes, Clark no.
Jenn

Re:

[impudent-rabbit.livejournal.com]

Heh. I might be up for some M/O, but I'm being distracted by Snape requests and FF slash.

I am weak!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I am weak!

weakling would you look at something for me in a bit? also, make with the FF slash, i am all down for that!

[impudent-rabbit.livejournal.com]

Yes! Send me something to look at!

[slodwick.livejournal.com]

Lex letting Clark "borrow" this Ferrari is like you asking your dad to let you borrow the car for the night and him swapping the Beemer for the Dodge Minivan. With me now?

Well, honestly, it was perfect. It matched Hiram Kent's leather jacket perfectly.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Well, honestly, it was perfect. It matched Hiram Kent's leather jacket perfectly.

I bet Hiram watched a lot of James Dean, oh and Bo Duke paid $500 for that hog my eye. that's all i'm saying. *g*