More happiness!

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1. My girl continues to be hot like whoa.

2. Matt Damon's movie Green Zone is really just Jason Bourne does Iraq. (No, really it is. It's even directed by Paul Greengrass) BUT. The thought of Jason Bourne in Iraq kind of meshes really hard with Generation Kill and makes me want to write Fake!Jason Bourne/Brad. Or Fake!Jason Bourne/Nate.

3. thorne_scratch refuses to write a proper GK story just to torment me (I haven't forgotten the Starbucks snippet!), but every now and then she'll write me a tiny fic just to remind me how much better she is than me. Every Goliath Has His David inspired her, specifically the part about Ray being a pirate before he became a guardian. (It was an egg, you had to ask about it). Anyway, this comment!fic just made me crazy happy. I like to share the happy.

4. Also, here are three songs I think will make your life better. I don't have my mp3s at the moment, so you'll have to make due with the videos.

1. V V Brown 'Shark in the Water'
2. The Hours 'Ali in the Jungle'
3. Brett Dennen 'Ain't Gonna Lose You'

Comments

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So, like, the porn industry is not doing so well, thanks to the fact any moron with a webcam and an internet connection can put sex online, and your average consumer is not going to pay for a $29.99 DVD when they can get it online for free. And Bravo Studios has been feeling the pinch, and the budget's been cut yet again. (The lack of lube and battery jokes write themselves.)

But the thing about internet porn is that it's still pretty much some person getting off for the camera, usually with bad lighting and not a lot of panache. So, the porn film industry is rallying by trying to bring back the actual storyline porn, where there make a stab at acting before they get down to the naked bits! And here's Nate Fick, who's probably going to win Twink of the Year for the third year running, signing on for some multi-picture deal and meeting his co-star. Who turns out to be the Iceman, who is kind of a legend in the business. (They say he can give a blowjob without coming up for air for seven minutes, and he once did a 36 hour shoot on a broken ankle. Also, he never needs the fluffer.)

Bravo does military-themed porn, so the new film is of course going to be in that vein of work. (Not to mention the fact that Bravo Studios wants to bury those fuckers at ActiveDuty.com who think just wearing a pair of camo pants and a few tattoos makes them badass.) Nate's kind of weirded out by the fact his new co-star keeps calling him sir, even off set ("I'm very method, sir.") and seems to be kind of stalking him, even if he is a six and a half foot Nordic god. Mike, who's been in the business for a long time and watches Nate's back just sort of shrugs. Ray, who arranges the music when he's not screwing, would have a lot to say about this if Walt didn't slap a gag on him and drag him off to backlot B.

Godfather directs. There is rumor that his voice impairment came from an... incident, gone horribly wrong. Sixta marches around, railing at anyone who hasn't maintained grooming standard, both above and below the waist. Wright is chain-smoking in the backroom, making last-minute script rewrites to fit the shooting schedule and screeching like a howler monkey whenever anyone opens the door.

Then there's a bunch of plot on just why Nate isn't immediately jumping Brad's bones, and the whole process of how porn stars fall in love, and Brad knowing every single John Wayne title that also sounds like a porn title, and a whole bunch of sex slapped in there, because I really just wanted to write this for the hypothetical sex scenes. It was very inconsiderate of them to come up with a plot.

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*stares*

Why you gotta do me like this? Now you've told me it's all I can think about. How have you been waiting this long? What do I have to do to make this happen? Harass you? Because I can harass with the best of them.

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