More happiness!

[hackthis_archive]

1. My girl continues to be hot like whoa.

2. Matt Damon's movie Green Zone is really just Jason Bourne does Iraq. (No, really it is. It's even directed by Paul Greengrass) BUT. The thought of Jason Bourne in Iraq kind of meshes really hard with Generation Kill and makes me want to write Fake!Jason Bourne/Brad. Or Fake!Jason Bourne/Nate.

3. thorne_scratch refuses to write a proper GK story just to torment me (I haven't forgotten the Starbucks snippet!), but every now and then she'll write me a tiny fic just to remind me how much better she is than me. Every Goliath Has His David inspired her, specifically the part about Ray being a pirate before he became a guardian. (It was an egg, you had to ask about it). Anyway, this comment!fic just made me crazy happy. I like to share the happy.

4. Also, here are three songs I think will make your life better. I don't have my mp3s at the moment, so you'll have to make due with the videos.

1. V V Brown 'Shark in the Water'
2. The Hours 'Ali in the Jungle'
3. Brett Dennen 'Ain't Gonna Lose You'

Comments

[inmyriadbits.livejournal.com]

The thought of Jason Bourne in Iraq kind of meshes really hard with Generation Kill and makes me want to write Fake!Jason Bourne/Brad. Or Fake!Jason Bourne/Nate.

What about Fake!Jason Bourne/Brad/Nate? :)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

LOL. Someone else tried to suggest that and there was a small riot in my head, so prolly not.

[inmyriadbits.livejournal.com]

Out of curiosity, was it the threesome thing or the these characters in a threesome thing? I don't know you well enough yet to guess...

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Just not my thing anyway you look at it.

[bijoux.livejournal.com]

2. After catching just part of the trailer, I did honestly think it was a new Bourne movie that took place in Iraq :P

makes me want to write Fake!Jason Bourne/Brad. Or Fake!Jason Bourne/Nate

Ooh, ooh, I support both ideas. (Hell, it can even be something like Fake!Jason Bourne/Brad in the past, then shit happened and they went their own ways, then Fake!Jason Bourne/Nate in the present, and Brad's all "The fuck, step off my man" and he's not sure if he's warning away Fake!Jason Bourne or Nate, etc. etc. That way you get everything in there :P)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I told you it was a fake!Jason Bourne movie! I know they're doing this because Paul's not doing the next JB movie.

As for the GZ/GK story... now *that* is not a bad idea. *ponders* This movie needs to hurry up and come out already. I've been waiting for months.

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

HOLY MARY that woman is just. NGHHHHHHHHH.

Also thank you for that link which then led me to the Fuck Yeah, VK link.

This post = love.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I love the Fuck Yeah, CH site. Hell, I made an LJ feed just so I could get daily doses of her hotass.

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

Help for the technoamish...how do I use this feed of which you speak?? And is there one for the VK site?

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

It's fych for Christina and you can make your own for VK by grabbing an RSS link (look for the little orange square) from his page and going to livejournal.com/syn and entering in the link in the bottom of the page. If there's already one in the LJ system it'll tell you and you can join it and if not you can name it whatever you want et voila! Does that make sense? Let me know if you get stuck.

[kita0610.livejournal.com]

AWESOME.

I think I got it.

Thank you! Sometimes trolling Friends friends IS SO WORTH IT. :)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You are very welcome!

[thorne-scratch.livejournal.com]

The thought of Jason Bourne in Iraq kind of meshes really hard with Generation Kill and makes me want to write Fake!Jason Bourne/Brad. Or Fake!Jason Bourne/Nate.

Dude! This would be full of so much win.

(Actually, I've been waiting for someone to write the GK/Dollhouse crossover or AU. If no one else does, I might have to put the GK porn star AU on hold and play with it.)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I don't watch Dollhouse, but but wait.. GK PORN STAR AU?! Where is that? Where are my snippets?! I demand them now!

[thorne-scratch.livejournal.com]

I didn't either until it was actually over, because I didn't want to get my hopes up. I just want to play with its world, not the characters.

The Starbucks snippets are from the porn star AU, actually! The thing with that AU is I thought it could just be kicked out as a PWP scene or something, and then all of a sudden it has an actual storyline, and I'm like, "Fuck."

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

GIMME! GIMME! *makes grabby hands* You don't have to show anybody else, but I needs it precious!

[thorne-scratch.livejournal.com]

So, like, the porn industry is not doing so well, thanks to the fact any moron with a webcam and an internet connection can put sex online, and your average consumer is not going to pay for a $29.99 DVD when they can get it online for free. And Bravo Studios has been feeling the pinch, and the budget's been cut yet again. (The lack of lube and battery jokes write themselves.)

But the thing about internet porn is that it's still pretty much some person getting off for the camera, usually with bad lighting and not a lot of panache. So, the porn film industry is rallying by trying to bring back the actual storyline porn, where there make a stab at acting before they get down to the naked bits! And here's Nate Fick, who's probably going to win Twink of the Year for the third year running, signing on for some multi-picture deal and meeting his co-star. Who turns out to be the Iceman, who is kind of a legend in the business. (They say he can give a blowjob without coming up for air for seven minutes, and he once did a 36 hour shoot on a broken ankle. Also, he never needs the fluffer.)

Bravo does military-themed porn, so the new film is of course going to be in that vein of work. (Not to mention the fact that Bravo Studios wants to bury those fuckers at ActiveDuty.com who think just wearing a pair of camo pants and a few tattoos makes them badass.) Nate's kind of weirded out by the fact his new co-star keeps calling him sir, even off set ("I'm very method, sir.") and seems to be kind of stalking him, even if he is a six and a half foot Nordic god. Mike, who's been in the business for a long time and watches Nate's back just sort of shrugs. Ray, who arranges the music when he's not screwing, would have a lot to say about this if Walt didn't slap a gag on him and drag him off to backlot B.

Godfather directs. There is rumor that his voice impairment came from an... incident, gone horribly wrong. Sixta marches around, railing at anyone who hasn't maintained grooming standard, both above and below the waist. Wright is chain-smoking in the backroom, making last-minute script rewrites to fit the shooting schedule and screeching like a howler monkey whenever anyone opens the door.

Then there's a bunch of plot on just why Nate isn't immediately jumping Brad's bones, and the whole process of how porn stars fall in love, and Brad knowing every single John Wayne title that also sounds like a porn title, and a whole bunch of sex slapped in there, because I really just wanted to write this for the hypothetical sex scenes. It was very inconsiderate of them to come up with a plot.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

*stares*

Why you gotta do me like this? Now you've told me it's all I can think about. How have you been waiting this long? What do I have to do to make this happen? Harass you? Because I can harass with the best of them.

HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS HARASS

You getting the point yet?

[musesfool.livejournal.com]

Ah, thank you for the link to that picture. I needed to make an icon.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

My LJ is filling up with hotass Christina. I approve of this and so it shall be done! *pounds fake gavel*

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

Awesome comment!fic! Thank you for the link! But...have I seen this Starbucks snippet? This sounds like something that would be relevant to my interests.

::twirls::

OH! And I like B's idea for the GK/GZ story. Murky, murky.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Ah, sorry, bb. The Starbucks snippet is hella old. Prolly a year at least. I wouldn't even know where to look for it. Don't worry, I have been harranguing her for some time, she will cave eventually.

I can see Bourne and Brad having this mutual warrior respect thing going, especially in a war zone, maybe nothing physical, just that UST and then it's state-side and Bourne meets Nate, since he seems to be some sort of spy/LEO/Feeble, maybe at a conference and he has this intensity that Nate knows and is drawn to (i.e. v Brad-esque) and maybe something happens. Oh dude. Maybe Not!Bourne thinks Nate could be the one to, you know, come home to, and Nate really likes him... but he's not Brad. And then Brad comes through town... and he's like, what the shit is this?

Okay, this suddenly seems all *involved*. I wasn't looking for involved, I don't have the time or the energy

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

::stares::

OOOOH! It's all...intense.

Of course Brad and J have the mutual warrior respect thing. Nate probably picks up on that, too. You know, he joined the Marines because he wanted to slay dragons and all. He respects Brad's warrior spirit. And then Jason has it, too, and they click. But then, who could be Brad?

So, wait, in that scenario Brad and Nate never got together? Aww, sad.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You know this all took place in Brad was in service and Nate was doing his save the world thing, which he still is, but you know, he's made more of a life for himself outside of that, which is what was needed before. All that focus makes people kind of tense. Plus, you know with Brad's Do!Not!Want!Rejection and Nate's I Can't Abuse The Trust thinking... you know how they are. And then there's Jason. Now everybody's older and wiser and less into delayed gratification. Jason makes no pretense of his feelings for Nate, which is pretty damn refreshing in Nate's book.

[thisisbone.livejournal.com]

*slurrrrp*

I approve of this. All this, including FYCH.

Green Zone might even be sitter-worthy!

You win a prize for the day, bb.

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

Plus, you know with Brad's Do!Not!Want!Rejection and Nate's I Can't Abuse The Trust thinking... you know how they are.

THIS! This is so them. Especially Nate with his position-of-authority thinking. That shit made him miserable. He would find Jason refreshing. There's some irony there, too, because Brad's a pretty straightforward guy, except when it comes to Nate/rejection. So naturally, Nate finds someone who IS straightforward.

Aww, boys.

ETA: Btw, thorne_scratch reposted that Starbucks snippet. Which gave me much GLEE! Just in case you hadn't seen.

[chicklet-girl.livejournal.com]

Or fake!Jason Bourne/William James from Hurt Locker....

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

So the world can implode from intensity?! I. Don't. Think. So. But now I'm thinking of the scene in the grocery store, which is really just so well done.

[maurheti.livejournal.com]

I love it when you rec music. Love. It. Always with the good stuff!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you like it, bb.

[lovetheboys.livejournal.com]

Did anyone else notice that not!Bourne was wearing a scarf not entirely dissimilar to Capt. Patterson's? That was (surprisingly) my first thought on seeing the trailer...