The Hotass State?

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Subsequent to my last post, serialkarma, sparky77 and I have been wondering what exactly is in the water in Texas to make the ratio of hotass so high?

As far as the three of us are aware:

- Ben McKenzie (Austin)*
- Matt Bomer (Houston)
- Lee Pace (Houston)
- Jensen Ackles (Richardson)
- Jared Padalecki (San Antonio)**

are all from Texas.

So, we come to you to ask, who else? What other hotassery is from Texas?

You got pictures? Bring'em.

Also, please provide hometowns as well since we need to know if a sabbatical is in order and whether or not we need tasers and zipties or just some good old fashioned rope and cleavage.


*sparky77 has informed me that Austin is not Texas.** I was... not aware of this. Is this like when that Congressman said Texas was going to scede from the US? serialkarma believes some people might take offense to this, but does not necessarily disagree. Much in the same way that Northern VA is not like the rest of VA.

**I have been informed that people from San Antonio are "weird" and/or "insane." sparky77 says there's really awesome BBQ there though.

Comments

[ladyvyola.livejournal.com]

I am both amused and in full agreement -- I've lived in both Austin and Dallas (okay, Plano actually, which I maintain was some gringo's idea of "flat" in Spanish) and I've now lived in Northern Virginia for over 25 years. Austin and NoVa are in but not of their respective states. Commonwealths. Whatever.

Oooooo! And since Oklahomans consider Texas "Baja Oklahoma", I believe reciprocity could allow us to assign Texas hotass status to Christian Kane. I'm just sayin'.

eta: because grammar and I are like this: | |

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Also, Christian Kane was born in Texas, so I think that counts!

[ladyvyola.livejournal.com]

I keep forgetting that! I think it's because I'm so amused by the thought of David Boreanaz calling him "the pocket Oklahoman".

[inmyriadbits.livejournal.com]

(okay, Plano actually, which I maintain was some gringo's idea of "flat" in Spanish)

Actually, plano does mean flat in Spanish (http://education.yahoo.com/reference/dict_en_es/english/flat_1).

[ladyvyola.livejournal.com]

Somehow I was under the impression that it wasn't the sense of geographically flat (as in non-hilly). Ah, well. Nuance and I are apparently as close as grammer and I are.