hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2010-05-06 12:13 pm

The Hotass State?

Subsequent to my last post, [livejournal.com profile] serialkarma, [livejournal.com profile] sparky77 and I have been wondering what exactly is in the water in Texas to make the ratio of hotass so high?

As far as the three of us are aware:

- Ben McKenzie (Austin)*
- Matt Bomer (Houston)
- Lee Pace (Houston)
- Jensen Ackles (Richardson)
- Jared Padalecki (San Antonio)**

are all from Texas.

So, we come to you to ask, who else? What other hotassery is from Texas?

You got pictures? Bring'em.

Also, please provide hometowns as well since we need to know if a sabbatical is in order and whether or not we need tasers and zipties or just some good old fashioned rope and cleavage.


*[livejournal.com profile] sparky77 has informed me that Austin is not Texas.** I was... not aware of this. Is this like when that Congressman said Texas was going to scede from the US? [livejournal.com profile] serialkarma believes some people might take offense to this, but does not necessarily disagree. Much in the same way that Northern VA is not like the rest of VA.

**I have been informed that people from San Antonio are "weird" and/or "insane." [livejournal.com profile] sparky77 says there's really awesome BBQ there though.

[identity profile] dremiel.livejournal.com 2010-05-06 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Alas, parts of Austin are seeming pretty Texas these days.

Also - San Antonio = Puffy Tacos!!! Well, actually El Paso is the home of really amazing puffy tacos but SA is better than Austin.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-05-06 05:21 pm (UTC)(link)
What is a puffy taco? I know. Humor me.

[identity profile] dremiel.livejournal.com 2010-05-07 04:17 am (UTC)(link)
It is a taco in a puffed up fried tortilla. Very yummy!
http://www.puffytacos.com/

[identity profile] inmyriadbits.livejournal.com 2010-05-06 09:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Alas, parts of Austin are seeming pretty Texas these days.

What parts were you thinking of?

[identity profile] dremiel.livejournal.com 2010-05-07 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Well, we love central so I'm probably being a total snot but most everything north of 183 and south of Ben White tends to feel like generic conservative Texas to me. And, ya know, get offa my lawn.

Love your icon! (and yeah, I've been around town longer than the mural.)

[identity profile] dremiel.livejournal.com 2010-05-07 04:14 am (UTC)(link)
Ha! We also LIVE central.

om nom nom

[identity profile] darksybarite.livejournal.com 2010-05-07 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
We've got a Puffy Taco place up in Round Rock now, right 'round the corner from the Louisiana Longhorn Cafe :D

Re: om nom nom

[identity profile] dremiel.livejournal.com 2010-05-07 04:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Really? I'd love the name if you think of it. Vivo on Manor Rd. has tasty puffy tacos but they're a bit pricey and become a fairly hiptster place to hang. A casual puffy taco place would be wonderful.