The Video Edition

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1. Thank you to anonymous for my football! You can never have too many footballs! But this does raise the question: why is there no football on my TV right now? I HAZ NEEDS! I NEEDS MY 90 MINUTES OF HOTASSERY!

2. I am sick. I am a terrible sick person. Drugged to the gills and grumpy as hell. And completely unable to stop staring at that fucking animated windmill on the LJ home page. Speaking of the LJ homepage, if I wanted to see the current ONTD posts, I'm pretty fucking sure I'd just join fucking ONTD!

3. Where is the A-Team fic? Where is the Losers fic? Where is my Leverage/Losers/A-Team fic sparky77? School what? Pffft.

4. I, uh, shit, oh, yes, I watched an Adam Lambert video for "What Do You Want From Me?" It's the drugs. Who really wrote that song? Was that the song P!nk wrote?

5. Baby Daddy! Landon Donovan is going to be on The Daily Show tonight along with my Baby Daddy Bob Bradley. There may even be talk of football ;-)

6. Y'all know I'm on a lot of drugs, right? Like, I think that's pretty clear.

7. Michael Hastings Dickhole from the Rolling Stone McChrystal expose was on The Colbert Report the other night where he said the administration was looking for a reason to fire McChrystal and his article was the excuse they used*. ::pause:: He also says he represents the troops on the ground. :::big pause::: If you looked up "pretentious greasy hipster asshole" in the OED you would see his photo. With full sincerity, hipsters of the world, y'all need to kick this guy out.

*I wasn't even going to link to this because I thought in my drug fuelled haze I might not be very charitable, but fuck being charitable. This is the guy you want to send hunting with Dick Cheney.

8. fantasticpants did a Brokeback Justified trailer for, well, Justified. Everybody must look at this. It is parody; it is truth. It is AWESOME. thefourthvine that means you.

9. I love the hell out of this AT&T commercial, because they are right, all it takes is one second to convert an entire nation to a sport (USA) or another second for everybody to say, "The lot of you are talentless dicks! I could do better playing in the back garden...France, Italy, England looking at you" Plus, the guy looks just like a friend of mine who now DJs in Belgium.

Comments

[sparky77.livejournal.com]

*pets* Yay drugs!!! I hope you feel better soon.

Oh! And I finally found the preztel M&Ms and they were awesome.

[hypertwink.livejournal.com]

Yep, it's a Pink/Max Martin collaboration. And it's spelled as "Whataya want from me?!" Seriously.

[sidonay.livejournal.com]

there's a_team_kink that I stumbled upon a few days ago. it's got some good stuff there. (also, hi, I rarely comment and this makes me feel slightly creeper-ish for no reason)

[anywherebeyond.livejournal.com]

Speaking of Lambertdrugs... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wmXQFwlD7vk&feature=channel

[wordsalone.livejournal.com]

I watched two football matches yesterday! TWO! All by myself! I've never done that before. I was screaming at my television during the Spain/Portugal game, okay? I'm hooked!

Brokeback Justified is AMAZING.

I saw that AT&T commercial a few times yesterday and it's very accurate.

[maurheti.livejournal.com]

That Brokeback Justified trailer? Holy shit, awesome is right!

Also, Adam Lambert. Yeah. I finally just gave in after I found myself with For Your Entertainment on repeat. I don't even know. Seriously. No clue.

Furthermore, LANDON DONOVAN, yes please.

[alethialia.livejournal.com]

Awww, honey. I am sorry you're not feeling well. ::sends cookies...and Marines::

[waldorph.livejournal.com]

7. Michael Hastings Dickhole from the Rolling Stone McChrystal expose was on The Colbert Report the other night where he said the administration was looking for a reason to fire McChrystal and his article was the excuse they used*. ::pause:: He also says he represents the troops on the ground. :::big pause::: If you looked up "pretentious greasy hipster asshole" in the OED you would see his photo. With full sincerity, hipsters of the world, y'all need to kick this guy out.

I just- this. 100 bazillion percent, this absolutely.

Hope you feel better soon, but you know- yay drugs?

[forsweatervests.livejournal.com]

Very, very nice rec on that Justified trailer. Now, all we need is the movie.

[likeadeuce.livejournal.com]

When that Rolling Stone reporter used the word "fanbase" to describe soldiers who might read his article. . .I knew what we were in for. *sighs*

[thefourthvine.livejournal.com]

Okay. So you know I love you, right? And I do what you say when it comes to fandoms; I have found it's easier that way.

So I watched that vid. BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT ANYONE WAS SAYING. And I couldn't tell any of the characters apart, although that is par for the course with me. (Oh, Ari. I miss you. I COULD ALWAYS TELL WHO YOU WERE. And what you were saying, although mostly it was, like, "Fucking cocksucker clitlicker carpetmunching dogfucking bastard, how the hell are you?" Have you noticed you have a strong attraction for fandoms where you can write dialog where every second word is fuck and it's totally in character?) It looked slashy! It did! But the vid went like this for me:

MINE DISASTER OH NO!
Big hat!
Confederate Flag Belt Buckle Guy: "Look at you: suit, necktie. Looking good."
HUG!
Some guys in a car talking about Martians. Or maybe oceans.
Some guys talking about...something.
SUDDEN PRISON INTERLUDE WITH BACON! And conjugal visits. Please tell me they aren't with the bacon.
...Did that woman just say he'd been ordered to stay the hell away from boys? PLEASE NO.
Sheriffs cuddling!
Guy getting out of prison?
The dads duke it out over whose son made the other guy's son gay.
"What are you doing here?"
"I have a nosering!" (Or maybe a nosebleed.)
Various scenes of closeness.
Guns in a mine!
Guns in an - Old West type place? But those are some modern looking guns for sure.
Blood oxygen monitor!
Two guys talking, and also there is a gun.

That's it. That's everything I got from it. So it looks slashy, but I have no idea what it's about or anything. SO CONFUSED. Please write a story; I can't recognize faces, and obviously I can't hear very well, but I can still read. I think.

(And, also, I hope you feel better soon.)

[nebt-het.livejournal.com]

Feel better soon!

[snarkaddict.livejournal.com]

Muahahahaha! IT WAS TOTALLY ME LINKING YOU TO THE YOUTUBE VID, YES? :DDDDD My work here is now done. LOL!

Also, hopefully Glambert's face made you feel better! *huuuuugs*

[everysecondtues.livejournal.com]

3. This is possibly the latest response ever, but there's ateamfanfic, coconutcurrytapenade (http://coconutcurrytapenade.dreamwidth.org/profile) for B.A./Murdock specifically, AO3 for the movie (http://archiveofourown.org/tags/A-Team (2010)/works), and AO3 for the t.v. series (http://archiveofourown.org/tags/A-Team/works). As for crossovers, dorky wrote an A-Team/Losers crossover (http://archiveofourown.org/works/99613).