HOLY MOTHER OF FOG!

[hackthis_archive]

So. Inception. (That's the third time in three days I've started a post like that). This is clearly SRS BZNSS. Anyway, some fine upstanding AWESOME people made a tumblr for Inception, entitled whatelse but Fuck Yeah, Inception.

I, well, cannibalized it to bring you this post which has so much goddamn fucking hotness my computer is about to suffer meltdown. Seriously. If this does not entice you to watch the movie. To write some fiction. To perhaps contemplate the RPF/S angle on this. I... I cannot not talk to you anymore. You must go in the corner and say fifty times, "I am sorry I do not appreciate the hotass hackthis, please forgive me. I offer you Carlos Bocanegra naked instead."

And so I present unto you.

Via maygunrose

Via demons

Face it: Ken Watanabe is more awesome than you. Via firsthalfofroger

THIS. I SHIP THIS. Whomever made this and quoted Talib, you get a gold star. Via acrossoceans

via andrewtumangism

Via carpios

Via vega-ofthe-lyre

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Via fuckyeahellen

I suppose this is only funny if you've seen 500 Days of Summer, but I if you have... Via tehqueenisdead

Via fuckyeaharthurandeames

Via babypanther

If this poster actually existed I would frame it and stick it on my wall. Via samwitwicky

Via page401

A bowtie. Eleven is that you?

Via the-extractor

Via lifeisadoubleedgedsword

Via iwanthermionegranger

Tom + Cillian = Toasted Ovaries. And do you SEE THE TATTOOS? Via godiseven

Via wednesdaydreams

IT IS TIMES LIKE THIS WHEN I THINK WHERE IS THE THREESOME FIC WHEN I NEED IT? Via the-architect

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According to this photo: JGL and Tom Hardy are fucking. So say I.

Via acrossoceans

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By mrs_eames

Via acrossoceans

Via jimmypage

NOTE: Like I said I cannibalized the shit out of FYI, but nobody had like LJ names, so I tried to credit everybody based on where I think the art originated, but I am not a tumblr user, so I apologize if I did it wrong.

Thanks to antheia and maurhetifor inciting this riot.

ETA: ATTENTION INCEPTION PEOPLE. maurheti popped her RPF cherry and wrote JGL/Tom Hardy. Yeah. I know. WHO'S THE MAN? Okay, she's the man. But who harassed her to make it happen? ME! That's who!

Comments

[ghostrunner7.livejournal.com]

Thanks for this. It is great inspiration for the SEX SCENE I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF WRITING OMG STOP DISTRACTING ME WITH AWESOME THINGS.

[maurheti.livejournal.com]

You are trying to kill me...!! ILU. Seriously. This is the hotass that annihilates all previous standards of hotass. This is, like, Master-class levels of hotass, hi, Tom Hardy I AM LOOKING AT YOU, AND DROOLING.

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Dude, I seriously shipped Eames/Arthur in that movie. Okay, I'd probably ship Arthur/anyone in that movie, but esp. Eames.

Did I tell you Joseph Gordon-Levitt walked right past me and hetrez in the Village last fall when she was visiting? He's really not tall, but it so doesn't matter.

[animeartistjo.livejournal.com]

HOLY EFFIN SHITAKE! I now must see this movie, STAT.

This:

You didn't happen to find a desktop wallpaper version of it, do you?

HAWT MEN IN TAILORED SUITS OMFG.

[snowybaby.livejournal.com]

oh, Eames. the way you say darling... and then pull out a big ass gun. JFC, I wanted to make an audible noise of appreciation. gorgeous, sly and accented. you hit all of my buttons... with a sledgehammer. also, and I hope this isn't oversharing, but I'd like to suck on your lips for awhile. dear lord, apparently I have a lip kink (Stark Sands anyone?) & I JUST FIGURED IT OUT ::facepalm::

also, in addition to the boys with pretty much everyone, I want at least one fic of Arthur/Ariadne. That kiss was kinda awesome. I remember thinking, JGL, you so smooth. "It was worth a shot." hahaha

[romancandles.livejournal.com]

Most of the stuff on FYI is reblogged from the OP, who should be listed as the (via ____) at the beginning of the chain. These are all really awesome and I've reblogged a number of them myself but I know that tumblrites can get up in arms when stuff is reposted like this, so I'm giving you a head's up.

[forsweatervests.livejournal.com]

That movie was SO FUCKING BOSS, I can't even.

[oboros.livejournal.com]

thanks for sharing! I think I need a top to spin...

[missdunham.livejournal.com]

I LOVE TOM HARDY AND WANT HIS BABIES BADLY. I WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE

[juliandahling.livejournal.com]

GUH. Very nice. Very. Nice.

Can we talk about JGL & Tom Hardy's FOREARMS. Can we talk about FOREARMS? I can talk about forearms for the better part of a century. FUCKK.

[aldehyde.livejournal.com]

ugh this is so fantastic! i love every single image. have you posted this on inceptionfilm already? if not, you definitely should :D

[snowybaby.livejournal.com]

small dose of true blood suit-porn. not as great as inception men in suits, but still...



also, if you have yet to see Guy Richie's RocknRolla, you so need to get on that. Tom Hardy plays a gay, badass gangster named Handsome Bob & his voice... if you don't wanna sit through the whole movie (though i think it's pretty good, def fun to watch), go HERE (http://www.megavideo.com/?v=8OKNADQ2) and jump to the sections I mention below. the voice/accent is ridiculous. I get all shivery.

0:56:00-0:57:48
1:22:12-1:23:00

[yakbites.livejournal.com]

Tom Hardy and his mouth will never be old meme.

I am so beyond thrilled that Inception has become a legitimate fandom already.

[futbol16-4.livejournal.com]

I was watching The Brothers Bloom last night, and I noticed someone familiar in the background:

(http://s586.photobucket.com/albums/ss308/gilt_sunset/?action=view&current=cap947.jpg)

He's uncredited, but it is mentioned in IMDB.

[wordsalone.livejournal.com]

I finally saw the film yesterday. I am in love. In deep, passionate love.

Tom + Cillian = Toasted Ovaries. And do you SEE THE TATTOOS?

Hee. I noticed the tats before I saw your commentary. My brain zeroed on and was all, "Oooh...he's inked." Delicious.

[anonymityblaize.livejournal.com]

Linked here for your Eames/Arthur fic (which is fabulous, by the way) and then found all these pretties so I'm just gonna stop and stare for a while! Thank you for posting these. (And I also share your amusement that JGL seems to be taking fashion advice from the Doctor)