HOLY MOTHER OF FOG!

[hackthis_archive]

So. Inception. (That's the third time in three days I've started a post like that). This is clearly SRS BZNSS. Anyway, some fine upstanding AWESOME people made a tumblr for Inception, entitled whatelse but Fuck Yeah, Inception.

I, well, cannibalized it to bring you this post which has so much goddamn fucking hotness my computer is about to suffer meltdown. Seriously. If this does not entice you to watch the movie. To write some fiction. To perhaps contemplate the RPF/S angle on this. I... I cannot not talk to you anymore. You must go in the corner and say fifty times, "I am sorry I do not appreciate the hotass hackthis, please forgive me. I offer you Carlos Bocanegra naked instead."

And so I present unto you.

Via maygunrose

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Face it: Ken Watanabe is more awesome than you. Via firsthalfofroger

THIS. I SHIP THIS. Whomever made this and quoted Talib, you get a gold star. Via acrossoceans

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I suppose this is only funny if you've seen 500 Days of Summer, but I if you have... Via tehqueenisdead

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If this poster actually existed I would frame it and stick it on my wall. Via samwitwicky

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A bowtie. Eleven is that you?

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Tom + Cillian = Toasted Ovaries. And do you SEE THE TATTOOS? Via godiseven

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IT IS TIMES LIKE THIS WHEN I THINK WHERE IS THE THREESOME FIC WHEN I NEED IT? Via the-architect

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According to this photo: JGL and Tom Hardy are fucking. So say I.

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By mrs_eames

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NOTE: Like I said I cannibalized the shit out of FYI, but nobody had like LJ names, so I tried to credit everybody based on where I think the art originated, but I am not a tumblr user, so I apologize if I did it wrong.

Thanks to antheia and maurhetifor inciting this riot.

ETA: ATTENTION INCEPTION PEOPLE. maurheti popped her RPF cherry and wrote JGL/Tom Hardy. Yeah. I know. WHO'S THE MAN? Okay, she's the man. But who harassed her to make it happen? ME! That's who!

Comments

[ghostrunner7.livejournal.com]

Thanks for this. It is great inspiration for the SEX SCENE I AM IN THE MIDDLE OF WRITING OMG STOP DISTRACTING ME WITH AWESOME THINGS.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

YAY FOR SEX SCENES! *\O/*

[maurheti.livejournal.com]

You are trying to kill me...!! ILU. Seriously. This is the hotass that annihilates all previous standards of hotass. This is, like, Master-class levels of hotass, hi, Tom Hardy I AM LOOKING AT YOU, AND DROOLING.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

This is, like, Master-class levels of hotass, hi, Tom Hardy I AM LOOKING AT YOU, AND DROOLING.

I am loving the hell out of this. This is JOY. This is new fandom JOY.

[maurheti.livejournal.com]

JOY IS RIGHT! Dude.

Also, cannot stop looking at the "dream a little bigger darling" business. Because seriously. Arthur/Eames &hearts!

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

Dude, I seriously shipped Eames/Arthur in that movie. Okay, I'd probably ship Arthur/anyone in that movie, but esp. Eames.

Did I tell you Joseph Gordon-Levitt walked right past me and hetrez in the Village last fall when she was visiting? He's really not tall, but it so doesn't matter.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I am gonna write it, poppet. I have IDEAS. Like what happens in Arthur's dream after he spends the afternoon looking at one of those paint spectrum books, and how the first time they meet it's cause Eames is in Arthur's dream. As a woman.

JGL is my exception to every rule I have. LIKE A TEN-TON BOMB I'D HIT THAT. ::does her best Yoda::

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

JGL is my exception to every rule I have. LIKE A TEN-TON BOMB I'D HIT THAT. ::does her best Yoda::

Now you have me thinking Yoda/JGL. That's just not right, please don't do that.

I am only fairly recently on the JGL train, mainly because way back when he was on 3rd Rock from the Sun he looked *exactly* (and I do mean exactly) like a good friend's younger brother--he was still adorable, but in that annoying sibling kind of way, and for years I could only think of him as "the kid who looks like R's brother". Luckily, a few years ago I saw my friend's younger brother for the first time in years and, while he's still a good-looking guy, he now looks *nothing* like JGL. So I don't feel weird anymore. You know.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! ♥

[serialkarma.livejournal.com]

*eyes you*

you iz laughing at me.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I love you, dear, ergo I'm always laughing at you. And with you. :D

[animeartistjo.livejournal.com]

HOLY EFFIN SHITAKE! I now must see this movie, STAT.

This:

You didn't happen to find a desktop wallpaper version of it, do you?

HAWT MEN IN TAILORED SUITS OMFG.

[animeartistjo.livejournal.com]

Er, I mean (http://pics.livejournal.com/hackthis/pic/000cxfrt).

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

This movie is pornography at it's finest. You just can't tell at first because everybody's fully clothed the entire time. And sadly, no I've not come across any desktop versions of that, but I think if you googled "JGL + Inception" images you'd have a lot of success.

[snowybaby.livejournal.com]

oh, Eames. the way you say darling... and then pull out a big ass gun. JFC, I wanted to make an audible noise of appreciation. gorgeous, sly and accented. you hit all of my buttons... with a sledgehammer. also, and I hope this isn't oversharing, but I'd like to suck on your lips for awhile. dear lord, apparently I have a lip kink (Stark Sands anyone?) & I JUST FIGURED IT OUT ::facepalm::

also, in addition to the boys with pretty much everyone, I want at least one fic of Arthur/Ariadne. That kiss was kinda awesome. I remember thinking, JGL, you so smooth. "It was worth a shot." hahaha

the off-screen chemistry... & TH's tongue

[snowybaby.livejournal.com]

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Tom Hardy's mouth is RIDICULOUS (http://fuckyeahinception.tumblr.com/post/810614786). Also, there is tons of Arthur/Ariadne on inceptionfic.

[snowybaby.livejournal.com]

I'm checkin out the site right now. sincere thanks for the rec!!! have you written any inception fic yet? (that I absolutely cannot wait for... anticipation is killin me :)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

No I have not written Inception fic yet. But I hope to very very soon. The power of Arthur + Eames compels me to.

[snowybaby.livejournal.com]

::happy boogie::

I'll admit, I was pretty bummed when you decided to stop writing in the GK fandom (but you sure went out on a high note, for reals); so glad I'll get to check out more of your work.

kinda random: I'm pretty sure you have a fondness for Leverage fic (hope I'm remembering correctly) & I stumbled across some cool ones the other day. I'm not entirely sure of the protocol for reccing other people's work, but noelia_g is a solid writer who has generated some fun stuff. If I'm doing something wrong, please feel free to delete the links, but here are two things you may like...

Fic: Leverage/Batman (gen) (http://noelia-g.livejournal.com/321821.html#cutid1)
Fic: Leverage/White Collar (Neal / Parker) (http://oxoniensis.dreamwidth.org/25077.html?thread=2458101#cmt2458101)

[romancandles.livejournal.com]

Most of the stuff on FYI is reblogged from the OP, who should be listed as the (via ____) at the beginning of the chain. These are all really awesome and I've reblogged a number of them myself but I know that tumblrites can get up in arms when stuff is reposted like this, so I'm giving you a head's up.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Well, I've already got a note at the end that says:

NOTE: Like I said I cannibalized the shit out of FYI, but nobody had like LJ names, so if you see your art here without credit, I am very sorry and please let me know and I will credit you properly and kiss your feet. If they are clean.

Are you saying I need to go through and credit one by one?

[romancandles.livejournal.com]

No, I saw the note, but when I read it it sounded like you weren't entirely sure who to give credit to when you were saving them off FYI. I wasn't sure if you were familiar with tumblr's weird reblogging structure because the whole reblogging thing was a mystery to me coming from a billion years on the nice, simple structure of LJ.

I really wasn't trying to bit a bitch, I was just trying to help.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I didn't think you were being a bitch. This is pretty much my only exposure to tumblr so if there's some etiquette for using it, I'd like to know. I asked someone else and she said it didn't matter because it was all reblogging, but I do like to give credit where it's due I just haven't foggiest idea how it works. Am I just to link to whomever it was posted by?

[romancandles.livejournal.com]

I wouldn't bother doing it for this post (what a pain in the ass), but just in the future if you start using Tumblr as a source for graphics.

To give a little background, while Tumblr is all reblogging, it's customary etiquette to always leave the OP, even if you take out the middle reblog names (because that little credit line can get very long). What happens a lot is that people put together posts like these (which btw is really awesome and if I weren't already on Arther/Eames like white on rice, you better believe I would be after this. Expect porn from this corner pretty soon), someone else saves the graphics and then posts them on tumblr without giving original credit. The graphic gets reblogged because it's pretty and fandom is small, the OP sees it, and there's this big brouhaha about "WHY CAN'T YOU JUST REBLOG. IS THAT SO HARD?" when probably that second poster just saved them from some aggregate source like an LJ pimping post.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I don't have actually have a tumblr; don't plan to get one. I expect this'll be the only time I use tumblr and I only made this post because I came across the FYI site and thought, "OH LOOK AT ALL THE PRETTY IMAGES, THEY SHOULD BE SHARED WITH THE MASSES." It's not a matter of not wanting to give credit, but of it just not translating to LJ without 20-odd links floating around. Is it enough to put the names in the roll over Description line? I don't want to short shrift anybody.

[romancandles.livejournal.com]

That would probably be fine, but seriously I wouldn't bother going back through.

[forsweatervests.livejournal.com]

That movie was SO FUCKING BOSS, I can't even.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

WORD!

[oboros.livejournal.com]

thanks for sharing! I think I need a top to spin...

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I know the feeling!

[missdunham.livejournal.com]

I LOVE TOM HARDY AND WANT HIS BABIES BADLY. I WANT TO SEE THIS MOVIE

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Tom Hardy is THE BUSINESS.

[juliandahling.livejournal.com]

GUH. Very nice. Very. Nice.

Can we talk about JGL & Tom Hardy's FOREARMS. Can we talk about FOREARMS? I can talk about forearms for the better part of a century. FUCKK.

[becky-monster.livejournal.com]

(Here via friendsoffriends)

Can we talk about FOREARMS? I can talk about forearms for the better part of a century.

Ah, good, someone else who shares my fetish perchant for forearms. Or mens arms in general. Quite happily, if we can include Cillian Murphy too. The images of him and Tom Hardy sitting there talking were doing things to me.

Oh and if anyone writes anything to do with Fisher Jnr, I would be all over it like a cheap suit. Just sayin';)

So, thank you for the pretty pictures!

[juliandahling.livejournal.com]

YESSSS. Rolled up sleeves? Srs business? FOREARMS.

Forearms are my fetish toooo. With ropey muscles and prominent veinses. SWOOOOON.

I'm of the opinion that Cillian Murphy should wander around with his sleeves rolled up and the top of his shirt unbuttoned.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Forearm porn FTW!

[aldehyde.livejournal.com]

ugh this is so fantastic! i love every single image. have you posted this on inceptionfilm already? if not, you definitely should :D

[snowybaby.livejournal.com]

small dose of true blood suit-porn. not as great as inception men in suits, but still...



also, if you have yet to see Guy Richie's RocknRolla, you so need to get on that. Tom Hardy plays a gay, badass gangster named Handsome Bob & his voice... if you don't wanna sit through the whole movie (though i think it's pretty good, def fun to watch), go HERE (http://www.megavideo.com/?v=8OKNADQ2) and jump to the sections I mention below. the voice/accent is ridiculous. I get all shivery.

0:56:00-0:57:48
1:22:12-1:23:00

another man who gives good formal wear...

[snowybaby.livejournal.com]

...MATTHEW GOODE (& ASKARS LOOKING ALL FASHIONY... ONE OF MY FAV PICS OF HIM)

[yakbites.livejournal.com]

Tom Hardy and his mouth will never be old meme.

I am so beyond thrilled that Inception has become a legitimate fandom already.

[futbol16-4.livejournal.com]

I was watching The Brothers Bloom last night, and I noticed someone familiar in the background:

(http://s586.photobucket.com/albums/ss308/gilt_sunset/?action=view&current=cap947.jpg)

He's uncredited, but it is mentioned in IMDB.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

STFU! LOOK AT THAT HAT.

OMG. BRB. I have to go because my ovaries have left my body and I must retrieve them.

ETA 082410: This image inspired me in a story I'm working on right now so I wanted to thank you for letting me know it even existed.

[wordsalone.livejournal.com]

I finally saw the film yesterday. I am in love. In deep, passionate love.

Tom + Cillian = Toasted Ovaries. And do you SEE THE TATTOOS?

Hee. I noticed the tats before I saw your commentary. My brain zeroed on and was all, "Oooh...he's inked." Delicious.

[anonymityblaize.livejournal.com]

Linked here for your Eames/Arthur fic (which is fabulous, by the way) and then found all these pretties so I'm just gonna stop and stare for a while! Thank you for posting these. (And I also share your amusement that JGL seems to be taking fashion advice from the Doctor)