hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2010-07-27 11:37 pm

I wanna be a billionaire so fucking bad... (REPOST)

Random first: I am loving the hell out of Travis McCoy f/ Bruno Mars doing 'Billionaire'. Like to an insane degree. Here, have a copy.

Random second: Jon Stewart has stubble. I may not recover from this.

Poll Third!

[Poll #1598228]

ETA: I edited the poll for the virgins, please vote again!

Recs Last (but not Least)

These are all Arthur/Eames. I am not even going to front otherwise. Those of you who know me saw this the second Tom Hardy walked on the screen. *winks at [livejournal.com profile] random_flores

(in alphabetical order)

1. Dull Boy by [livejournal.com profile] sparky77. Despite whatever bias I may have in [livejournal.com profile] sparky77's favour I am recommending this not because it's her, but because she writes some of the best banter you will ever be fortunate enough to read. Besides who doesn't love it when the phrase "Fuck off and die" shows up in a story?

2. Equilibrium by [livejournal.com profile] atomicskull. Arthur and Eames have a past, this much is evident, but what it is is up to the author to decide. This is one option. Also, I don't like cats, but a female cat called James Bond is kinda awesome.

3.Little Sport by [livejournal.com profile] th_esaurus. First of all I have to say thank fuck for c-n-p because for the life of me I can't spell "thesaurus" properly. Okay I did there, but that's like one time out of twenty. I digress. This is another story of how Eames and Arthur met, but it's also about wooing and snakes and how sometimes things just end.

4.save lay my rifle down by [livejournal.com profile] queendombythe_c. After I finished this story I didn't know whether to laugh or cry (at how fucking awesome it is). Eames, Yusuf, Ariadne and Arthur steal paintings from the Louvre. It's easier than the Vatican. Even though there are no stolen penises (for real). And there are pigs. I like pigs. R.I.P. Max.

5.Sharp Dressed Man by [livejournal.com profile] annundriel. I equate nice clothes with porn and sometimes the only thing better than getting someone undressed... is getting them dressed. I really hope Mr. Nolan includes this in the outtake reel ;-)

6.too much like the world we're stuck in by [livejournal.com profile] anowlinsunshine. I don't want to spoil the premise, but the opening line will tell you exactly where this story is going and even if you think you know, you really don't. Lyrical and heart-breaking. Eames, you are so my favorite.

7.You're in a Maze by [livejournal.com profile] andrealyn. This is one of the first Arthur/Eames stories I read, if not the first. It's about Ariadne, and about Arthur and Eames, but what I most remember about it is the turquoise flower. I love that goddamn flower :D

Art Rec: [livejournal.com profile] sailtonorway has manips here. The Talib one I have already showcased in my Inception picspam. The cigar one. That is currently listed as story #5 in my WIP braintrust. Ask [livejournal.com profile] maurheti

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[identity profile] jones6.livejournal.com 2010-07-28 03:48 am (UTC)(link)
But... there is no option for 'one, but one is DEFINITELY NOT ENOUGH, NO SIR, EVER.'
ext_236295: (Eames)

[identity profile] maurheti.livejournal.com 2010-07-28 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
Wait, what about the "once, but I really want to see it again and again and possibly have its babies!" option?

That song. I love it!

I go read now --

[identity profile] londondrowning.livejournal.com 2010-07-28 03:51 am (UTC)(link)
THERE IS NO BUTTON FOR "I HAVE SEEN IT ONCE BUT I WANT TO SEE IT A ZILLION MORE TIMES AND MY OFFICE IS DEVOURING MY LIFE."

But that is the button I would click. :(

[identity profile] wordsalone.livejournal.com 2010-07-28 03:52 am (UTC)(link)
1) Fun fact: My preschoolers like to sing that song.

2) I've only seen it once in full and the other times...I've been rewatching the Arther/Eames stuff.

3) *bookmarks everything*

4) Besides who doesn't love it when the phrase "Fuck off and die" shows up in a story?

And the context? Perfection.

[identity profile] acroamatica.livejournal.com 2010-07-28 04:28 am (UTC)(link)
Like everyone else who had to click "one", I am going again as soon as I can manage to.

[identity profile] rubywisp.livejournal.com 2010-07-28 04:32 am (UTC)(link)
"twice...so far."

unf. i LOVE that someone on my flist is pimping the shit out of this. it's christmas every day right now!

[identity profile] knowledgequeen.livejournal.com 2010-07-28 04:43 am (UTC)(link)
How about "haven't seen it yet because I've been up to my ass in law for my fucking bar exam"? By the time I get to it'll be out of all the theatres around me for all I know. >< *giant pet peeve*

[identity profile] not-sally.livejournal.com 2010-07-28 05:24 am (UTC)(link)
Where's the "x-times so far" option?
ariadne83: cropped from official schematics (Default)

[personal profile] ariadne83 2010-07-28 06:02 am (UTC)(link)
I would see it if I wasn't flat broke.

[identity profile] th-esaurus.livejournal.com 2010-07-28 06:30 am (UTC)(link)
Oh! Thank you for the surprise rec <3

[identity profile] burntcopper.livejournal.com 2010-07-28 08:33 am (UTC)(link)
but there's no option of 'I've seen it but haven't had a chance to get back there yet due to piffling things like weddings and work.'

[identity profile] miscellanny.livejournal.com 2010-07-28 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
*points up* this! XD

[identity profile] miscellanny.livejournal.com 2010-07-28 09:04 am (UTC)(link)
Have you seen Gangster #1? There's an excellent sequence with Paul Bettany getting nattily dressed...

[identity profile] summerstorm.livejournal.com 2010-07-28 09:51 am (UTC)(link)
I am gonna get there. Eventually. [because] It's not out in my country, but only available dubbed to Spanish. That blows.

isanicedvdscreeneroranr5versiontoomuchtoaskforgoddammit

[identity profile] amanuensis1.livejournal.com 2010-07-28 10:05 am (UTC)(link)
*averts eyes from entire post* I need the poll choice of "None, dammit, I'm TRYING TO GET THERE but OMG SCHEDULE"

[identity profile] mrstotten.livejournal.com 2010-07-28 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
This was my thoughts which is why clicked two as I am going to see it again on Friday :) But I don't even think two will be enough :P

Also recs Yayayayaya

[identity profile] shaney.livejournal.com 2010-07-28 11:52 am (UTC)(link)
Lol I have watched it exactly five times, so I am unable to vote :P

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-07-28 12:02 pm (UTC)(link)
That's what that last one should be, but I did this at midnight, you gotta cut me some slack.

[identity profile] shaney.livejournal.com 2010-07-28 12:05 pm (UTC)(link)
No problem heh *cuts you slack* I had fun confessing that I had seen it five times without anyone giving me a weird look here, unlike in real life when I told people.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-07-28 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
We are your people, if we mock you, we mock you with love.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-07-28 12:47 pm (UTC)(link)
But... there is no option for 'one, but one is DEFINITELY NOT ENOUGH, NO SIR, EVER.'

I am sorry to have affronted so many of you, I shall endeavour to do better next time. Maybe fic tomorrow will fix that ;-)

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-07-28 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Your icon is hot. Shocking observation I know. I have to go think about Boxing!Fic. My life is v hard. Also, I need a different title, that one needs to be saved for something more emo.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-07-28 01:06 pm (UTC)(link)
Of course you would, bb. :)

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-07-28 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
1. BEST PRESCHOOLERS EVER.

2. Nothing wrong with that. I am assured of this.

4. I am so happy she is writing in this fandom.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-07-28 01:08 pm (UTC)(link)
That's what I like to hear!

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