hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2010-10-18 01:01 pm

Inquiring minds.

Out of utter curiosity, if I was chained up in your attic (I prefer attics, basements are damp and cold, attics theoretically at least have windows), and I had to write you one story, what would you request? (demand?) Or alternatively, what's something you always hoped I'd write but know is never going to happen?

[identity profile] mahaliem.livejournal.com 2010-10-18 06:01 pm (UTC)(link)
I'd love for you to write a story, or a ficlet, or even a drabble where Ari Gold becomes a vampire and no one notices.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-10-18 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
No one would notice! In fact, if he turned into a vampire, his body temperature might increase a few degrees. Oh my god, would he be a sparkly vampire? ARI WOULD HATE THAT SO MUCH. Mrs. Ari would totally have to remove all the wood in the house so Ari didn't just stab himself in irritation one day.

[identity profile] vylit.livejournal.com 2010-10-18 10:08 pm (UTC)(link)
I have never thought of this idea before, but now that you mention it, SO MUCH LOVE I DIE.