hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2010-10-18 01:01 pm

Inquiring minds.

Out of utter curiosity, if I was chained up in your attic (I prefer attics, basements are damp and cold, attics theoretically at least have windows), and I had to write you one story, what would you request? (demand?) Or alternatively, what's something you always hoped I'd write but know is never going to happen?

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-10-18 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
I TOLD YOU THAT YOU NEEDED TO SEE THAT. [livejournal.com profile] pyrimidine and [livejournal.com profile] figletofvenice have both written something and there is [livejournal.com profile] mark_eduardo, but every time I think about -- the hair you see. I get distracted by Eduardo's hair. HOW COULD MARK GIVE THAT UP? Justin Timberlake is nasty and sketchy, he doesn't love you, Mark! *stomps foot*

I think Mark is fascinated by Eduardo's hair. Like that one time Eduardo fell asleep next to him on the sofa, and his hair was all soft against the side of Mark's face and Mark got the worst hard-on he's ever had in his life. Except for that time in eighth grade when Penelope Haines brushed some dust from him shoulder and he almost fell over in shock. Oh my god, and then he went and jerked off with Eduardo asleep on him. /o\

How did you get me to say that?

[identity profile] jibrailis.livejournal.com 2010-10-19 01:31 am (UTC)(link)
I squeed and then I laughed!

I kind of want to write this fic now, and follow it up where Eduardo discovers all the creepy candid photos that Mark took of him, asleep, with THAT HAIR, and then he wonders why he's even surprised because Mark is the ultimate creepster.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-10-19 01:37 am (UTC)(link)
WRITE IT! WRITE IT! OMG WRITE IT PLEASE? PLEASE? PLEASE?!

*KEYBOARD SMASH OF GLEE*

[identity profile] jibrailis.livejournal.com 2010-10-19 01:47 am (UTC)(link)
I will add it to the list! The increasingly tall list of things I told myself I would get done! But slowly but surely, I will get to it. :D

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-10-19 01:54 am (UTC)(link)
I have a list like that. It's just a hot mess. You are much better about these things than I am, I am sure.