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hackthis_archive) wrote2002-10-25 10:14 am
hackthis_archive) wrote2002-10-25 10:14 am
Get bent.
I have a mate ::waves to T-Bird:: who has no association with SV fandom but whatever drivel I write and the show itself. Her entire recap of Tuesday night consisted of ‘down with the Clark/Lana’ and 'Also! Hay. There was lots of hay in this episode.'
She was right. But you know, she got me thinking and considering that we’re about 20% of the way through the season, there are some burning questions that we need answered...
1. Where is the scene where Lionel rips Lex a new one about Desiree? How the *fuck* is Lex going to get hitched, get it annulled, and Lionel says ‘nada’? I think not.
2. When did ‘being honest’ become Lana’s new catch phrase? I know she got tired of talking about her dead parents, but really this isn’t a vast improvement at all.
3. Lionel and his redheads. Dude, he’s got good taste. You’ve gotta give the man credit, blind or not.
4. When are they going to give us some Lillian love? M&G, c’mon and get with the program. It’s not like Gillian Anderson is doing anything right now, and she is Lillian Luthor.
5. Why is Chloe this season’s Pete? Is there some clause in the contract that says only one stellar supporting actor can get screen time per season? If I was AM, I’d call my agent.
6. Has AOT always been this hot? Damn.
7. KK has improved over last season. However, is this because we can actually *see* her face now that they’ve removed 75% of the war paint?
8. Is it my imagination or has Bo Duke been cutting down on his platitude vitamins?
9. Where’s Dominic?
10. MR. Did he get better looking over the summer? Is that even possible?
11. How many of us think that Nell’s new beau is going to be a future MoTW?
12. Who’s taking bets that Hamilton will be the big bad at the end of the season? (cos as i forgot to mention, he's um, so not dead.)
She was right. But you know, she got me thinking and considering that we’re about 20% of the way through the season, there are some burning questions that we need answered...
1. Where is the scene where Lionel rips Lex a new one about Desiree? How the *fuck* is Lex going to get hitched, get it annulled, and Lionel says ‘nada’? I think not.
2. When did ‘being honest’ become Lana’s new catch phrase? I know she got tired of talking about her dead parents, but really this isn’t a vast improvement at all.
3. Lionel and his redheads. Dude, he’s got good taste. You’ve gotta give the man credit, blind or not.
4. When are they going to give us some Lillian love? M&G, c’mon and get with the program. It’s not like Gillian Anderson is doing anything right now, and she is Lillian Luthor.
5. Why is Chloe this season’s Pete? Is there some clause in the contract that says only one stellar supporting actor can get screen time per season? If I was AM, I’d call my agent.
6. Has AOT always been this hot? Damn.
7. KK has improved over last season. However, is this because we can actually *see* her face now that they’ve removed 75% of the war paint?
8. Is it my imagination or has Bo Duke been cutting down on his platitude vitamins?
9. Where’s Dominic?
10. MR. Did he get better looking over the summer? Is that even possible?
11. How many of us think that Nell’s new beau is going to be a future MoTW?
12. Who’s taking bets that Hamilton will be the big bad at the end of the season? (cos as i forgot to mention, he's um, so not dead.)
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2. More importantly, why does Clark tolerate her prying? If Lana was your friend and she was constantly riding your ass about something you obviously didn't want to talk about (let's make it a sexual assualt or something equally horrible), wouldn't you have booted her ass to Arizona by now?
3. I stand by my trophy wife thing with Lionel. Plus, now you could make faces at him and he wouldn't know.
4. Oh man. Yes, this is a brilliant idea. No wonder Lex has Oedipal issues.
5. I think they have to wedge the 'other friends' in between Lana being snottily superior and Lex plotting (silently) to go back in time and murder Lionel when he had the chance.
6. She has. I think Clark should be the one with an Oedipus complex. Maybe he does?
7. She got lessons from the Neutregena people. They have more money than SV.
8. You must have gone to the bathroom when he was on screen last week.
9. Who cares? I think Dominic is Lamey McLame. Where are Lex's school mates who got into trouble with him?
10. I didn't even tell you about how SB caused me to think about psychoactive medication. I hate men in drag! But now I don't. I think MR could sell me on midgets, and maybe even convert me to being a Republican.
11. He is evil. There is not such thing as an extra non-evil character on this show.
12. I am still conflicted about this. But since this is the least subtle show on tv, we will go with your hunch.
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LOL. dude, you know i don't even have the MR love like that, but shit. blind men can see... okay. we'll leave that incest thing alone now.