hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2010-11-09 02:03 pm

I have heard the promised land

Yesterday I was gifted with the most holiest of holies: Benedict Cumberbatch reading Kafka's Metamorphosis. I love Kafka. Yes, I really am one of those people. I think you lot know my feelings about Benedict. With these two things combined I walked around town with the most insipid smile ever. And I don't care. But this is all I have. I need more. I must have more. I am begging you. If you have more Benedict audiobooks, whatever the hell they are: novels, non-fiction, script readings, children's books, the shopping list. Please. Please share them with me. I am in need. I am in so much need. (And probably other people are in need too, so think about all the good will you'd be putting out in the world!)

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-09 07:36 pm (UTC)(link)
It's a good thing I already know the story then, isn't it ;-)

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2010-11-09 07:49 pm (UTC)(link)
Ha. Point.

He should read children's book. We can hire him to read to our children and then send all the children away for the night and have him read to us instead.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-09 07:52 pm (UTC)(link)
He already did read children's books. Did you not hear Little Red Hen?

[identity profile] sparky77.livejournal.com 2010-11-09 07:57 pm (UTC)(link)
HE IS PERFECT IN EVERY WAY!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2010-11-09 07:58 pm (UTC)(link)
Yes. He is.