that's just wrong.

[hackthis_archive]

i have added a vast number of my fics and drabbles to the memories thingy.

i write too much.

obviously i need a new hobby, like stealing cars, as it is more lucrative and can pay better for my other bad habits.

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[pandarus.livejournal.com]

i write too much.

....see, individually the words make sense, but strung together into a sentence thus? Nope. No sense. Mr Sense has left the building.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

hmmm. i caught mr. sense wandering the corridor's of the building, he says you've promised him wet draco swimming in the pond fic. *g*

i am most excited by this turn of events

[wyoluvr.livejournal.com]

uh, if you're gonna start stealing cars as a living, can i make a request? i mean, friends get gift stolen cars, right? i'd like a ford mustang, any vintage, black please. *g*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

ah, see, if i'm stealing mustangs the first one will be mine, but i'll put you down on the wish-list.

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[wyoluvr.livejournal.com]

ok, but i get first crack at the second mustang you steal.

[impudent-rabbit.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes. But your bad habits feed my bad habits.

Don't make me go cold turkey.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Don't make me go cold turkey.

cold turkey is bad. quitting is for losers. *g*

where's my m/o anyway? we're friggin stranded at the quidditch conference and some arse from another school is trying chat up oliver - work with me here!

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[impudent-rabbit.livejournal.com]

I made you a completely different M/O. they're still in the middle of sex though.

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[hackthis.livejournal.com]

sex. ::pauses:: they're having sex?! yay! ::dances around gleefully::

YAY SEX!

[barely-bean.livejournal.com]

But see..the thing is...I love your current hobby. If I had any kind of money, I'd offer to pay you to keep me in the happy ficness, but since I don't, all I can offer is my adoration.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

okay, d'you know how sweet you are? christ, my dentist would probably like to have a few words with you.

[barely-bean.livejournal.com]

Ha! You should see me when I'm dealing with all incompetent people at work! Then I'm all grrrr *g*