A purely dysfunctional post

[hackthis_archive]

I’m sitting here with toast in one hand, tea on the stove, and Eastenders is on telly, yes, it’s a lovely morning most definitely. Must be somebody’s birthday, like Slodwick’s.

Happy Birthday, Slodwick!

In other news, Dysfunctional has been updated by the very lovely Lar, bless her. I am so in love with my site layout it‘s criminal. If that’s not enough, she made me this cracking new icon as well... and while I’m on about the wicked people in my life, someone pointed out to me the other day that my 'friends of' list was growing like a gangbuster of Gremlins - she wanted to know if I was doing something illegal to which I said ‘of course.‘ But I was a bit surprised to say the least.

Perhaps some introductions are in order. I know who I am... and you are?

Comments

[anatsuno.livejournal.com]

I am... in love with the Contract series and the Crush trilogy... and this is how I chose to friend you :)

Other than that, there's my bio and my regular ramblings - and my not many unfinished fics in the HP fandom.
I'm also a Buffy fanfic reader, and I happen to love your site layout, too!

That's it, really.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

hello anatsuno!

lovely to meet you, and thank you for the lovely comments on my writing. your icon reminds me quite a bit of the coldplay song 'bigger, stronger' have you heard it before?

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[anatsuno.livejournal.com]

no, I haven't - I don't know Coldplay at all, except by name...

I might try to download it now, though :)

The words on the icon are directly taken out of the two lines Oliver has to say in CoS ;)

[moriavis.livejournal.com]

Hi! *waves* I'm Moriavis. I basically friended you because Regret shoved me over here to read one of your fics, and I realized that I'd read your stuff before, so I thought what the heck. I love your writing though. I guess everything else would be in my profile, if you're really interested. ^^

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Hello Moriavis:

Lovely to meet you as well, i hope i live up to expectation. Actually, no. Best not to have expectations where i'm concerned. :)

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[moriavis.livejournal.com]

Having expectations is the greatest thing about people and/or writing. ^^ That way, your preconceptions can be blown completely out of the water. *laughs* I'm odd like that, so... yeah.

[lemmealone.livejournal.com]

Hello there, I'm ren. It was a surprisingly short trip from reading your Smallville fiction to becoming obsessed to finding your LJ to stalking you.

Okay, not the stalking part.

But I did realise the best way to keep up with favourite authors was to friend them, so here I am! Or...here you are, or something. Eheh. *g*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Hello, Ren! I'm glad you enjoy my SV fic. Thanks!

[rivkat.livejournal.com]

I'm not really that interesting. I read and write SV and Buffy. Used to be a big XF fan, but, because that meant my heart was stomped upon until it burst into red gristly shreds, I'm commitment-shy.

[pandarus.livejournal.com]

"Not that interesting", she says. Why, but an hour ago your name was being praised soundly in conversation in a restaurant in the London by Lovesbitca & Herself & Paratti. And me. Go you.

;o)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I'm commitment-shy.

Oh, what Fay said. I know who you are, correction: I know of you. ethrosdemon is a huge fan of your work. Hello!

[maricats.livejournal.com]

I'm Mariana :) I discovered you when I beta'd the vid bonibaru made for your birthday. Then I started reading the fics you wrote... And I was hooked :)

So, hi! Nice to meet you! :)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

::makes loud noises::

you beta'd my vid? you rock! thank you so much, i adore that vid. i adore jen, too, of course, but thank you so much for whatever part you played. oh, where are my manners. hello!

[maricats.livejournal.com]

I'm glad you liked it! Although what I did was basically drool and praise boni's work. She's easy to beta for, her stuff is usually fantastic :)

[metro99.livejournal.com]

Meep. I suck at introductions.

Hi! My name's Rachel. I read your HP stuff, and was directed here through addictedkitten's livejournal awhile back. I stalked your journal for awhile and then realized I should add you to my friend's list instead of typing in the URL all the time. Very handy.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

LOL. The icon says it all. Lovely to meet you, Rachel.

[nefeleo.livejournal.com]

Hi!

I am a newcomer to LJ, and the HP fandom in general. I draw HP fanart when I can find time - it's almost always H/D.

As creepy as this may sound, I've been reading yout journal since long before I had one of my own. Your writing is lovely, and your entries are entertaining. Also you having you as a friend kind of helps me keep an eye on the SV fandom from my hiding spot over here in HP land.

I don't usually comment, even though I love your ficlets. Mainly because I suck at writing, and can't review for shit.

Cheers!

Nef

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I don't usually comment, even though I love your ficlets. Mainly because I suck at writing, and can't review for shit.

nonsense, all comments are welcome here. okay, well 99.1% of them at any rate. lovely to hear from you!

[http://users.livejournal.com/_nepthys_/]

*tries to think of something witty to say*

*thinks hard*

*thinks very hard*

Okay, I suck at introductions... Anyway, I'm nepthys. Here for the gay porn, and the gorgeous HP/SV drabbles you keep delivering. Which I really should feedback you on, come to think of it.

Nice meeting you. :)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Anyway, I'm nepthys. Here for the gay porn, and the gorgeous HP/SV drabbles you keep delivering. Which I really should feedback you on, come to think of it.

Ah ha! I know you, you wrote '30 pieces of silver'! Still one of the best Lindsey pieces I've ever read. Lovely to hear from you.

[impudent-rabbit.livejournal.com]

I just think you're the bestest, bestest person ever!!

I wanted to say I love this newest icon, lick him indeed!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Drunk baby. Tequila is my friennnnnn.

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[impudent-rabbit.livejournal.com]

I wish I was there.

[gabzilla.livejournal.com]

Hahaha!

That post is probably one of the best examples for why you're on my friends list: glorious icon and you make me giggle maniacally.
I also have to mention that I had been waffling on the "buying the new Coldplay or not" issue, but thanks to you, I've bought it, loved it, and listened to it nonstop.. drooooool. :)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

i'm glad you bought the new coldplay, more over i'm glad you're enjoying it. i must go call their management and demand my $.05 of promo money. also, i know it's dead early and i haven't had my tea yet, but does your godzilla have breasts, or should i go back to bed?

[gabzilla.livejournal.com]

Demand more money - you're good. ;)
And, yes, she is a well-endowed little monster, isn't she? Always good to have some cleavage.

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

Like most, I added you because you be of the eloquent and creative. :D I myself am rarely eloquent, occaisionally creative, but mostly just lazy, so eh. ^^

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

I added you because you be of the eloquent and creative,

Heh. eloquent. you should have heard the conversation i had yesterday where all the words were of the four letter variety. very eloquent that.

elfiepike, any relation to steerpike?

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

Four-letter words can often completely convey what you mean. :D

nope. steerpike is from gormenghast, yes? elfiepike is from elfquest. *g*

[ex-dark-soul916.livejournal.com]

um, well. i would be regret... i've commented around in your journal a little bit. ::loves your work like everyone else:: and you have a tendency to say some of the oddest/wittiest/funniest things. beyond that? you were my introduction to sv slash, damn you.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

::loves your work like everyone else:: and you have a tendency to say some of the oddest/wittiest/funniest things. beyond that? you were my introduction to sv slash, damn you.

*g* yes, i've seen you around here and there, always with the lovely comments. thank you by the way. oh, and the odd comments, yes, that's me to a tee.

[ex-dark-soul916.livejournal.com]

i enjoy odd people, they are always far more enjoyable and entertaining than your average run-of-the-mill johns.

[beck-liz.livejournal.com]

Hi, I'm Beck, and mostly I'm just here because I love your fic, but I was having trouble keeping track of them all without friending you. You're fairly prolific, after all. :-)

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

You're fairly prolific, after all. :-)

::shakes head:: you noticed that too? *g* It's very nice to hear from you, Beck.