hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2002-12-17 10:59 am

i rarely do these, but heh.

edited at 11:08 am I am profoundly distressed that Baz Luhrmann is using Leonardo DiCaprio in his adaptation of 'Alexander the Great.' To just coat the entire wound in salt they're adapting my favorite set of stories: The Alexander Trilogy by Valerio Manfredi, too. Godfuckindamnit. However, considering that Nicole Kidman is it talks to play Olympia, maybe it's not all of the bad. Sigh.

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[identity profile] sweetvalleyslut.livejournal.com 2002-12-17 11:20 am (UTC)(link)

Hey, Leo's a good actor. Just don't ask him to do Shakespeare or a French accent and he'll be fine.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2002-12-17 12:33 pm (UTC)(link)
Hey, Leo's a good actor. Just don't ask him to do Shakespeare or a French accent and he'll be fine.

i think you might need to clean off your lust goggles. what ever he is, he is not Alexander the Great.

[identity profile] ladyvyola.livejournal.com 2002-12-17 01:59 pm (UTC)(link)
At least he's the right height....

::ducks and runs::

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2002-12-17 04:37 pm (UTC)(link)
At least he's the right height....

::ducks and runs::


Hey, you don't have to be tall to be great! Look at Spud Webb. Okay, I can think of a better one than that. Napoleon! Buffy! (see, she's a shortie).

[identity profile] sweetvalleyslut.livejournal.com 2002-12-17 02:58 pm (UTC)(link)

I don't think he's that hot; I'm just saying that he's not as bad as an actor as a lot of people say. Whether or not he's Alexander the great, well...no, okay, he's really not that kind of actor.

[identity profile] happyminion.livejournal.com 2002-12-17 04:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Bwahahaha.

I can assure you that your brother is having the same feelings of distaste right about now, baby girl.

Hrmm. There's a story in that. *pokes you and runs*

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2002-12-17 04:39 pm (UTC)(link)
I can assure you that your brother is having the same feelings of distaste right about now, baby girl.

Hrmm. There's a story in that. *pokes you and runs*


You are shameless! Huh. That's why were related, yes, I know this.

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[identity profile] happyminion.livejournal.com 2002-12-17 04:46 pm (UTC)(link)
You know you want to let him out of your head. He's only going to sit there, feeding your own irritation about Leo (and the phenomenally bad casting at work here), until you let him out.

Give in, baby. Give in....

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2002-12-17 04:53 pm (UTC)(link)
feeding your own irritation about Leo (and the phenomenally bad casting at work here), until you let him out.

Give in, baby. Give in....


Stop that! You're making us think of Grandpa and Grandpa rocks...but this Leo though? Bleh! Must die. It's a travesty! It's a miscarriage! Someone must die! Err, yes. As soon as we stop breaking the good china we shall see about this ;)

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[identity profile] happyminion.livejournal.com 2002-12-17 05:27 pm (UTC)(link)
Bee hee hee. I can see Clark trying to muddle through Lex's tantrum.

[identity profile] aelita.livejournal.com 2002-12-17 04:58 pm (UTC)(link)
That is... scary. With all due respect for people who like Leo, he is NO Alexander the Great. Nuh-uh. Not even close. That just pretty much ruined the entire movie for me. *sigh*