i'm really in it now...

[hackthis_archive]

sigh. this my is place to bitch about my writing so i'm going to bitch right now. it's time for the last part of the 'unexpected series' and as much as i love it, i'm happy to let it go off to college and live as lex's concubine. the issue, however, seems to come down to sex. everybody's expecting it in the last part, but i don't write smut. i can't. you think i jest. i don't. it's like this physically taxing procress and i start to break out in a cold sweat.

sigh.

a blow job, or two is just going to have to do.

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[spasticat.livejournal.com]

a blow job, or two is just going to have to do.

Glurble...yes...that will do. *stunned silence* That will do and do and...guh.

Besides...it's the implied or the sense of possibility that can be really hot in a fic. But a blowjob...that will do.

[pastiche.livejournal.com]

/i can't. you think i jest. i don't. it's like this physically taxing procress and i start to break out in a cold sweat./

This is what happens when you push yourself to grow as a writer. It should be uncomfortable. Means that you're paying attention.

Saying that, I in no way wish to jeopardise the possiblity of two blow jobs. Na ah, no way, no how.

[akacat.livejournal.com]

While I'm certainly a fan of smut, I'm on this particular ride for the humor. A blowjob (or two) would do nicely.

Meanwhile, I'm cleaning my drink off my keyboard after seeing your icon. Unlike Lex, I apparently do have a drinking problem.

[copracat]

I was going to be reassuring and tell you not to feel pressured to write smut - finish it the way that seems right to you - but then I read Pastiche's comment and I'm thinking, yeah, that's right, be uncomfortable, stretch yourself! Excellent plan.

I'm no help at all :)

[icebun.livejournal.com]

If you need help, hon, you know where I am.