hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2003-09-07 08:12 pm

Just your friendly neighborhood pimp

So, [livejournal.com profile] ethrosdemon made this post about people who friended her and then never said jack shit, and then she and I were talking about that, and I was like ‘Dude, I’ve got that happening, too. Why is that? Is my rep that bad? I paid a lot of money to have my record expunged, you know. If my lawyer isn't doing his job, I want to know so I can sack him.’

So, yeah.

I’m not trying to hate on anybody who’s just here for the fic, I mean that’s pretty much all that’s here anyway. If you're looking for somebody to get all personal, you should probably go elsewhere simply because that's not my thing. This LJ is just about me writing what the hell I want, when I want, but I’m dead curious why y'all are reading this and what kind of fic y’all are after. Are you working for Simon & Schuster? Are you about to give me a book deal, or better yet are you from DC Comics because I can give you some mad comic ideas? What’s your story? (I like stories, hook me up, don't salt my game.)


Random notes: Jeff Buckley is my musical hero. Seth is my sartorial twin, but I share a brain with both he and Lex. I would like to own a marginal percentage of Shady and/or Lost Highway Records. I prefer Green Park, the Northern Line and I support LFC.

[identity profile] elli.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
For a second I thought a fall under that catogroy and wanted to launch in a series of apologies. Thing is, I did comment once. Just once, I admit, giving you feedback.

I'm lagging behind a bit,because RL is biting me, but I love reading your sv and oc slash. *g*

So that's what I'm here for so far. Reading. I havén't gona back in the history of your lj too much to know what else you posted, though.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 11:03 am (UTC)(link)
For a second I thought a fall under that catogroy and wanted to launch in a series of apologies. Thing is, I did comment once. Just once, I admit, giving you feedback.

I wasn't scolding or anything, I was honestly curious. There seemed to be a lot of people reading my LJ and I hadn't a clue why.

So that's what I'm here for so far. Reading. I havén't gona back in the history of your lj too much to know what else you posted, though.

Pretty much everything (70%) is available in my memories. Also, hi! Would you like a cookie?

[identity profile] romanticalgirl.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 12:22 am (UTC)(link)
Once upon a time you told me you liked a story of mine so I found your site, I found your fic and I found about the only tolerable Draco in all of fandom.

Thus our saga began. And the rest, after a wet thud, was silence.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 11:04 am (UTC)(link)
Once upon a time you told me you liked a story of mine so I found your site, I found your fic and I found about the only tolerable Draco in all of fandom.

Thus our saga began. And the rest, after a wet thud, was silence.


*g* I know you, you don't count. I meant the other people.

Ah well, cookie?

[identity profile] witchytara.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 12:49 am (UTC)(link)
um, I friended you a few months ago, I think. yes, came for the X2 fic, and stayed for everything else. I don't comment too often, because I usually check my friends list around this time - it's, like, 3:46 or something, and it's not a time when I'm at my most coherent. also, it's at a time when my arms get too tired from typing. *has taken arm rest breaks to type this up*
But I have decided that commenting more on my friends list should be my handy dandy new years resolution. ^_^

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 11:06 am (UTC)(link)
um, I friended you a few months ago, I think. yes, came for the X2 fic, and stayed for everything else. I don't comment too often, because I usually check my friends list around this time - it's, like, 3:46 or something, and it's not a time when I'm at my most coherent. also, it's at a time when my arms get too tired from typing. *has taken arm rest breaks to type this up*
But I have decided that commenting more on my friends list should be my handy dandy new years resolution. ^_^


Ah, you are a night owl LJ'er. Gotcha. Well, it is very nice to hear from you, now go get some sleep.

[identity profile] swanswan.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 02:17 am (UTC)(link)
I think I came from your blog end, though I have no clue how I stumbled across it. I remember you being suprememly grumpy and hostile, and how much it appealed to me. You were pining, at the time, for London. I remember knowing what you meant.

Your stories have, over the past year or so, fascinated and enchanted me, and I know I post random googly nonsense to that effect every so often. So I'm glad I found you, and I'm glad I stayed. There.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 11:07 am (UTC)(link)
I think I came from your blog end, though I have no clue how I stumbled across it. I remember you being suprememly grumpy and hostile, and how much it appealed to me. You were pining, at the time, for London. I remember knowing what you meant.

Dear lord, you're old skool! *goggles* That's exceptionally freaky, yet very cool to me. Hello!

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[identity profile] vissy.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 02:30 am (UTC)(link)
I guess I'm pretty much here for the fic, mostly SV and HP (although I like the way I can read your stories when you're writing for shows I've yet to clap eyes on and I still feel at home).

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 11:08 am (UTC)(link)
Your stories have, over the past year or so, fascinated and enchanted me, and I know I post random googly nonsense to that effect every so often. So I'm glad I found you, and I'm glad I stayed. There.

What a lovely thing to say. Also, hi, would you like a cookie?

[identity profile] barely-broccoli.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 05:28 am (UTC)(link)
i lurk on your lj hopingwishingprayin' that one day you'll rediscover the H/D love, because your H/D fics rock my socks off!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 11:09 am (UTC)(link)
i lurk on your lj hopingwishingprayin' that one day you'll rediscover the H/D love, because your H/D fics rock my socks off!

Anything is possible. I mean I could also win the lottery, that would be v v nice. ;)

[identity profile] starlitefaerie.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 05:43 am (UTC)(link)
i friended you cause you rock.

think of the history we have... *sniffles* you gave me my lj-code.

goodtimes.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 11:10 am (UTC)(link)
*hands large alcholic (or non-alcoholic depending on your preference) drink*

good times. cheers!

[identity profile] aelita.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 06:01 am (UTC)(link)
Don't mind me. I'm just here to worship the ground you walk on and provide you with pretty virgins for inspiration.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 11:11 am (UTC)(link)
Don't mind me. I'm just here to worship the ground you walk on and provide you with pretty virgins for inspiration.

You're so cute. Except for when you're being hot. Right always hot. Yes, ma'am.

[identity profile] tobyfan.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 07:00 am (UTC)(link)
Hi,

I friended you because I've read several of your SV stories and loved them and I've sent you feedback through email before. I was actually on LJ for several months before I found your journal through another SV fan, although I can't remember who it was that led me here.

What am I looking for? Hmm. Fic is always nice but I also love reading comments about anything SV-related. And I realize you've been focusing on the OC a lot lately, which I haven't watched, but I'm patient for the SV-related posts. *g*

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 11:13 am (UTC)(link)
I friended you because I've read several of your SV stories and loved them and I've sent you feedback through email before. I was actually on LJ for several months before I found your journal through another SV fan, although I can't remember who it was that led me here.

What am I looking for? Hmm. Fic is always nice but I also love reading comments about anything SV-related. And I realize you've been focusing on the OC a lot lately, which I haven't watched, but I'm patient for the SV-related posts. *g*


You immediately get a cookie because, well because. I like giving out cookies, and also you said you were patient while waiting for my OC euphoria to plateau and even out, that's v nice. Also, um, hi. Yes, hi! *waves*

[identity profile] bookshop.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 07:11 am (UTC)(link)
I read all your posts even if I don't reply to many of them. It's not personal, as I'm sure you know: I always like reading your posts, I just don't have a lot of time to spare when going through my friends page. And as you already know, I dearly love your writing, which was initially the reason I friended you.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 11:14 am (UTC)(link)
I read all your posts even if I don't reply to many of them. It's not personal, as I'm sure you know: I always like reading your posts, I just don't have a lot of time to spare when going through my friends page. And as you already know, I dearly love your writing, which was initially the reason I friended you.

No worries, Aja. Have a cookie?

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[identity profile] deeablo.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 07:16 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, Kassie told me you were the shit, so I friended you. I didn't comment before because (1) I've been busy, yo, and (2) you don't know me from Eve, so who's this weird stranger?

Anyhoo. That's me.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 11:17 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, Kassie told me you were the shit, so I friended you. I didn't comment before because (1) I've been busy, yo, and (2) you don't know me from Eve, so who's this weird stranger?

I heard about you from the Dark Lord, too, she's very user friendly like that. Hi!

[identity profile] supergrover24.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 07:41 am (UTC)(link)
I'm here for the fic. All of the fic. Smallville, Harry Potter, Ocean's Eleven, The OC. Warrior Angel. Whatever you write, I'll read.

Mainly it's because I can believe every single word you write. You say Harry and Neville are the new black? I believe it. You're amazingly versatile, eloquent, verbose, etc. etc. etc.

I comment every once in a while, but I can be shy. I'm trying to change that.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 11:18 am (UTC)(link)
I'm here for the fic. All of the fic. Smallville, Harry Potter, Ocean's Eleven, The OC. Warrior Angel. Whatever you write, I'll read.

Mainly it's because I can believe every single word you write. You say Harry and Neville are the new black? I believe it. You're amazingly versatile, eloquent, verbose, etc. etc. etc.

I comment every once in a while, but I can be shy. I'm trying to change that.


Don't be shy, say hi. I only bite if you ask nicely and you've had all your shots. You know in this day and age you have to take precautions. Also, thank you for all your kind words about my writing. Would you like a cookie?

[identity profile] lexcorp-hope.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 07:55 am (UTC)(link)
I'm here because I'm your mom #2, and I have to make sure you're eating your vegetables and not taking up with strange men.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 11:20 am (UTC)(link)
I'm here because I'm your mom #2, and I have to make sure you're eating your vegetables and not taking up with strange men.

*puts video game on pause and gazes at Seth intently* He's not strange, mom, he's just like me. Literally. As for the veggies *eyes lima beans hiding in napkin* you know, I think the potato is the best veggie ever, don't you?

[identity profile] ruedifference.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 08:11 am (UTC)(link)
*waves*
I started reading for the SV fic, but I friended you because of Harry/Neville. I don't comment much because I'm shy of new people. Sounds silly, but it's true.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 11:21 am (UTC)(link)
I started reading for the SV fic, but I friended you because of Harry/Neville. I don't comment much because I'm shy of new people. Sounds silly, but it's true.

Feel the Neville love! Also, hi, would you like a cookie?

[identity profile] smallcondo.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 08:34 am (UTC)(link)
Hi there!

Well, I friended you because of your fic; I've stayed because you can bring the funny and the thoughtful entries and because you write a kick-ass "Warrior Angel".

I also think Jeff Buckley is god.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
Well, I friended you because of your fic; I've stayed because you can bring the funny and the thoughtful entries and because you write a kick-ass "Warrior Angel".

I also think Jeff Buckley is god.


A WA fan?! AIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! Okay, that's just so cool. I have to say that. *high fives muses*

[identity profile] effervescent.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 08:46 am (UTC)(link)
Before I had you on my friends list, I saw quite a few links to fics of yours - so I t00bed over and read them, left comments, and then realized very intelligently later that maybe I should friend you so that I didn't always have to rely on links. :P

So here I am, and enjoying every minute of it. :D

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 11:23 am (UTC)(link)
Before I had you on my friends list, I saw quite a few links to fics of yours - so I t00bed over and read them, left comments, and then realized very intelligently later that maybe I should friend you so that I didn't always have to rely on links. :P

So here I am, and enjoying every minute of it. :D


Well, I'm glad you're enjoying yourself and welcome to the party. Cookie?

My compliments to the chef!

[identity profile] mmedefarge.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 08:49 am (UTC)(link)
I must admit, mostly I just read your posts and not the fic. I don't quite understand fanfic or slash or whatever the proper term is, for some reason. However, your general posts, or rather 'intro's' to your stories are fantastic. They amuse me to no end. The one, previous to this post, about the enabler, BRILLIANT! I admire them mostly because I am too damn lazy to write like you do.

Hopefully it isn't too annoying that I added you to my list. I don't do that normally, can't even remember how I found you really.

Respectfully,
MDF

Re: My compliments to the chef!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 11:24 am (UTC)(link)
However, your general posts, or rather 'intro's' to your stories are fantastic. They amuse me to no end. The one, previous to this post, about the enabler, BRILLIANT! I admire them mostly because I am too damn lazy to write like you do.

Hopefully it isn't too annoying that I added you to my list. I don't do that normally, can't even remember how I found you really.

Respectfully,
MDF


Well that's a change, somebody who's not here for the slash? Wow, and also, hello! Welcome to the party, would you like a cookie?

[identity profile] jeannie81.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 08:50 am (UTC)(link)
I paid a lot of money to have my record expunged, you know.

Hee, expunged reminded me of Bringing down the house (which reminds me of MR, who reminds me of Lex, but who cares?).

This LJ is just about me writing what the hell I want, when I want, but I’m dead curious why y'all are reading this and what kind of fic y’all are after.

As usual, I'm just here for the pie. Do you think there's some pineapple-pie around here somewhere?

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 11:25 am (UTC)(link)
As usual, I'm just here for the pie. Do you think there's some pineapple-pie around here somewhere?

*drops plate of cookies* Pie? There's pie? I love pie!

[identity profile] jfc013.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 09:12 am (UTC)(link)
Like the icon says...

Oh, wait. I like O.C. and Smallville fic. This is what I do--write it and read it. You write it, therefore, I am here. I'm a little behind in reading/feedback, but I'll catch up one of these days, honest!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 11:26 am (UTC)(link)
Like the icon says...

Oh, wait. I like O.C. and Smallville fic. This is what I do--write it and read it. You write it, therefore, I am here. I'm a little behind in reading/feedback, but I'll catch up one of these days, honest!


Yes, I'm here for the sex, too, I completely understand.

Hurm..

[identity profile] barbana.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 09:22 am (UTC)(link)
I'm glad that I have left you feedback on occasion. I admit freely that I'm usually bad about it. Not because the fiction is undeserving but because I'm just tongue tied and really I don't want to insult you by saying something stupid like "UR Kewl!", instead of something appropriate to what you've written.

I friended you because I found a link to your fiction on a friends list and liked it and wanted to read more.

I'm actually more fond of your HP fiction than anything else since you ask. Although I'm a staunch Harry/Snape shipper and I don't think you've ever written one of those, I still enjoy your characterizations a lot. And I like to check into what else you are writing from time to time. Trust me to say that I am reading it, unless it's a pairing that makes my eyes bleed to read. *snerk*

I have to say though, now that you've brought it up that I don't think I can remember a time when you've ever commented on something I've posted. I can only conclude that you friended me back out of politeness and have nice filters up. That was nice of you but unnecessary, I know very well that my journal isn't all that exciting.

So...Snarry fic, think about it...it would be a challenge if nothing else. *G*


Re: Hurm..

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 11:29 am (UTC)(link)
I have to say though, now that you've brought it up that I don't think I can remember a time when you've ever commented on something I've posted. I can only conclude that you friended me back out of politeness and have nice filters up. That was nice of you but unnecessary, I know very well that my journal isn't all that exciting.

*gasps* I never commented? No, that's can't be right. Never at all? Okay, open mouth, insert foot sans condiments. I'm so sorry, Barbana, this is several months late and at least $20 short, but I do enjoy your art greatly. Your drawings are superb, and even though I will never write Snape/Harry (no, dude. just, no) I think your Snape pictures are brilliant.

[identity profile] xnitelite.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 10:04 am (UTC)(link)
As far as I'm concerned, you are da bomb. You write Lex and Lucas like nobody's business. I'd be another lost soul without my Z and her stories.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 11:31 am (UTC)(link)
Speaking of people being 'da bomb' did you watch the OC last week? I don't care if you don't watch the show, Lucas was on it, you need to see this episode. Yes, really. It's repeating tonight, you have to watch it, so you can write SV fic about it. Please. Please?

[identity profile] implebeian.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 10:10 am (UTC)(link)
Hi ::waves hand::

I was hopelessly addicted to your writing and figured your lj would be the best place to get the goodies. So, I've been lurking.

I also like your recs on fandom essays and writings. So, I added your lj on my favorite list and lurked upon it quite often.

The stuff you put on your lj is also interesting to me and I don't want to miss any of it because I'm greedy that way. =p Besides, my fav. list was getting very big and I got lazy lurking everybody's lj one by one, so I picked a few that is really special to me, dropped in to say hello and friended them to maximize my lurking opportunity.

And that's how the story goes. XD

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 11:33 am (UTC)(link)
Hi ::waves hand::

I was hopelessly addicted to your writing and figured your lj would be the best place to get the goodies. So, I've been lurking.

I also like your recs on fandom essays and writings. So, I added your lj on my favorite list and lurked upon it quite often.

The stuff you put on your lj is also interesting to me and I don't want to miss any of it because I'm greedy that way. =p Besides, my fav. list was getting very big and I got lazy lurking everybody's lj one by one, so I picked a few that is really special to me, dropped in to say hello and friended them to maximize my lurking opportunity.

And that's how the story goes. XD


Wow. Okay, and also wow. You like my tiny reccs and my stories and you came out of lurkerdom to say hello. See, this is what this entire post was hoping for. Not the story-love or anything, even though that's great, just matching up an LJ with an intro or something. Hi! *waves happily*

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[personal profile] miella 2003-09-08 10:29 am (UTC)(link)
I'd been regularly visiting your lj before I even had one, devouring everything on it. And then it was just easier to add you to my list. Mostly I don't comment because I'm not doing a very good job of breaking my lurking habit. But, I visit often because I know I'll enjoy whatever you write, even if it's not my fandom. Plus, you bitch in a way I don't quite have the guts to do in public, and I know if I need musical recs I can peruse your music selections and find something I'll like. So I like that, too.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 11:34 am (UTC)(link)
Mostly I don't comment because I'm not doing a very good job of breaking my lurking habit. But, I visit often because I know I'll enjoy whatever you write, even if it's not my fandom. Plus, you bitch in a way I don't quite have the guts to do in public, and I know if I need musical recs I can peruse your music selections and find something I'll like. So I like that, too.

*laughs* This is one of the kindest things anybody's ever said. Thank you, and don't be a stranger.
karelian: (arthurlancelot)

[personal profile] karelian 2003-09-08 10:35 am (UTC)(link)
I'll read any Smallville or HP you write. I haven't been reading The OC, just because I've never seen it and don't have time for another show. But I still love you!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 11:35 am (UTC)(link)
I'll read any Smallville or HP you write. I haven't been reading The OC, just because I've never seen it and don't have time for another show. But I still love you!

You want to watch the OC, you know you do, don't fake! Look at how pretty they are. *points at icon*

me too:)

[identity profile] dreamaperture.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 10:45 am (UTC)(link)
hey, I'm here for the fic too! sv, hp, whatever, I love your stories. sorry I haven't commented before, I mostly lurk - although lately I don't even have the time to do that. *g*

Re: me too:)

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2003-09-08 11:35 am (UTC)(link)
hey, I'm here for the fic too! sv, hp, whatever, I love your stories. sorry I haven't commented before, I mostly lurk - although lately I don't even have the time to do that. *g*

No worries, it's very nice to meet you. *waves*

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