hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2004-05-17 04:27 pm

All the news that I care about.

1. I have a remarkably succinct and accurate review of Troy for you :

It sucked.

Go buy a book.

Preferably The Iliad.

2. Will the O.C. spin-off be called Chino, 91707 How about Rage Blackouts? Goldcoast Plaza? How about Tahiti or Bust? [livejournal.com profile] lalejandra, maybe it'll be in Pittsburgh!

3. I heart Boondocks.

4. Oh gods. Is Brokeback Mountain out yet, or what? *pets Jake Gyllenhaal*

5. Maybe the next one will be called Pear! Or Grapefruit! I know, Satsuma! Kumquat? Mango? Papaya? Guava? Anybody? Bueller?