hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2004-05-17 04:27 pm

All the news that I care about.

1. I have a remarkably succinct and accurate review of Troy for you :

It sucked.

Go buy a book.

Preferably The Iliad.

2. Will the O.C. spin-off be called Chino, 91707 How about Rage Blackouts? Goldcoast Plaza? How about Tahiti or Bust? [livejournal.com profile] lalejandra, maybe it'll be in Pittsburgh!

3. I heart Boondocks.

4. Oh gods. Is Brokeback Mountain out yet, or what? *pets Jake Gyllenhaal*

5. Maybe the next one will be called Pear! Or Grapefruit! I know, Satsuma! Kumquat? Mango? Papaya? Guava? Anybody? Bueller?

[identity profile] duckie7582.livejournal.com 2004-05-17 04:45 pm (UTC)(link)
Too bad the OC spin off won't be centered around Marissa. Not that she deserves it, but it would get Mischa the hell off my show.

I love Jake Gyllenhaal. A lot.

[identity profile] esorlehcar.livejournal.com 2004-05-17 04:50 pm (UTC)(link)
It sucked.

Go buy a book.

Preferably The Iliad.


*snicker* Remarkably succinct and accurate, indeed. Though there were pretty men in skirts, so it wasn't a total loss.

[identity profile] lalejandra.livejournal.com 2004-05-17 05:39 pm (UTC)(link)
Set in Pittsburgh, it could be called The PGH! Fun for the whole family. I am casting this in my head right now, and I can see it being really excellent. Lots of potential for interesting crossover, too -- QAFUS, MSCL -- the possibilities are endless!

[identity profile] meret.livejournal.com 2004-05-17 06:14 pm (UTC)(link)
. Maybe the next one will be called Pear!

I figured she'd name the next one Microsoft. ;)

[identity profile] bunglegirl.livejournal.com 2004-05-17 07:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Heath Ledger's cowboy lover

*dies*

[identity profile] meacoustic.livejournal.com 2004-05-17 07:13 pm (UTC)(link)
Apple!

[identity profile] avid-slacker.livejournal.com 2004-05-17 11:35 pm (UTC)(link)
"As well as that, every man goes through a period of thinking they're attracted to another guy."

I've never really loved Jake Gyllenhaal, but I respect him for saying this. It's definitely not gonna make his buddies tease less.