hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2004-06-27 11:12 am

HP - Ron/ Draco - Pugilist

I can’t believe the prolificness of this weekend. One more and I get a free niffler!

Inspired by [livejournal.com profile] ethrosdemon*

*OMG, K, I went to Borders to buy a book and wound up with 2 CDs (Jamie and Rachael) and 4 DVDs! *weeps* This is where the money goes!

Harry Potter
Ron Gen; Ron/Draco
Pugilist





It’s only afterwards, when he starts talking funny because of his split lip and he can feel his eye swelling shut, that he begins to think that defending Harry from Malfoy wasn’t one of his smarter ideas.

It’s not as though Harry can’t take care of himself; and they’re sixteen, isn’t this the point where they’re supposed to stop fighting and start doing other things? Clearly Ron's been listening to Hermione too much, but it was Malfoy, and Ron can’t see straight when Malfoy’s pinched face is in his way.

Except even he can admit that ambushing Malfoy after the Slytherin’s Quidditch practise wasn’t his smartest idea ever, but he’s not the idea person, Hermione is.

Ron’s just -- Ron.


*



Ron’s not a violent person. He hates it when people say that he is. Yes, he’s willing to let his fists do the talking when words fail him, and yes, sometimes he’s a bit quick with his right, but Ron‘s not prone to overreacting. He only fights when he has to, when people won‘t listen to reason, because Ron grew up the youngest of six boys and the youngest is always treated as though he‘s got treacle for brains. It’s the way the proverbial cookie crumbles: the youngest gets the oldest broom and the oldest pet and the oldest robes. The last boy always gets the least amount of everything -- unless he learns how to fend for himself and take what he needs, and it’s taken Ron a long time to learn this. What he is, is a scrapper.


*



Ron knows that Malfoy has never fought for anything a day in his life. Not just because of his spoiled upbringing, but because Malfoy is an only child, and Ron knows he never had to fight just to have a place on the bench at dinner. Ron would love it if just once Malfoy had to actually fight for something instead of having it handed to him. Ron would love it if just once Malfoy didn’t get things his way.


*


The next time Ron finds himself in a corridor alone with Malfoy, there’s actually a split second when he thinks they might be able to actually pass each other by without incident. But then Malfoy calls him The Weasel and Ron has to call him The Ferret, and then they’re tussling on the floor, and Ron can’t figure out why his fingers are in Malfoy’s hair or why Malfoy’s rubbing against him instead of screaming for his goons the way he always does.

It’s not really a kiss; it’s more of a hostile exchange of spit.


*



There’s a part of Ron that knows he should tell Hermione and Harry about what he’s getting up to with Malfoy in various closets and nooks around the castle, but Ron knows that they would never understand why he’s doing this. Actually, there’s a large part of Ron that doesn’t really understand his justifications either, but he knows it all comes back to fighting for what’s right and for what he believes in. If Ron can, well, weasel his way into Malfoy’s affections then that will be worth their weight in galleons when the war begins, and not every battle has to be fought with brute strength.

He’s doing this for them. He’s doing this so that they have a chance in the end.

Ron’s not a fighter; he’s a survivor. There’s a difference.


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[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 09:33 am (UTC)(link)
You're welcome!

[identity profile] tehlils.livejournal.com 2004-06-27 11:42 am (UTC)(link)
Lovely as always. This is one of my favourite pairings, and its done just perfectly.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 09:34 am (UTC)(link)
I'm so pleased you enjoyed it!

[identity profile] starbuckle.livejournal.com 2004-06-27 12:41 pm (UTC)(link)
i love me some ron, and i know he is in good hands with you. bravo!

favorite line: ... and the youngest is always treated as though he‘s got treacle for brains. you know fred and/or george said that to him on at least one occasion. hee! love it.

this is brilliant, as are you.

:::adores:::

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 09:35 am (UTC)(link)
favorite line: ... and the youngest is always treated as though he‘s got treacle for brains. you know fred and/or george said that to him on at least one occasion. hee! love it.

*laughs* Yeah, that seemed a pretty family oriented assessment, you know? I'm so glad you enjoyed this!

[identity profile] circe-tigana.livejournal.com 2004-06-27 02:04 pm (UTC)(link)
It’s not really a kiss; it’s more of a hostile exchange of spit.

This may just be the best line ever.

[identity profile] pandarus.livejournal.com 2004-06-27 03:13 pm (UTC)(link)
wrod. That really is a fucking EXCELLENT line. That's one of the best lines I've read in any medium all year. Go team!

[identity profile] lookatmae.livejournal.com 2004-06-27 03:54 pm (UTC)(link)
hear, hear.

simply, fucking ace. brilliant.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 09:37 am (UTC)(link)
It’s not really a kiss; it’s more of a hostile exchange of spit.

This may just be the best line ever.


All this attention for one line? Go team me! I'd like to thank the Academy and the makers of Asahi, and uh, the jailbait (can't forget them). Oh, and my writing TA, and ME! dammit!

[identity profile] dorrie6.livejournal.com 2004-06-27 02:13 pm (UTC)(link)
*points up*

What she said.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 09:37 am (UTC)(link)
*laughs*

People are really digging that line.

[identity profile] dorrie6.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 04:28 pm (UTC)(link)
Because it's fucking brilliant is why, you know. You could post just that line as a story all by itself and the critics would rave. Try it. You'll see.

[identity profile] neongreenleaf.livejournal.com 2004-06-27 02:26 pm (UTC)(link)
w0rd. I loved it.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 09:37 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks!

[identity profile] http://users.livejournal.com/_riz/ 2004-06-27 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, Ron...

That is a kickass take on him. Even Draco, whom I rarely enjoy in fic... whee.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 09:38 am (UTC)(link)
I hadn't actually given it much thought until [livejournal.com profile] ethrosdemon pointed out that people almost consider him a barbarian. He's not a barbarian! *pets Ron*

[identity profile] giddyfangirl.livejournal.com 2004-06-27 08:15 pm (UTC)(link)
Go Ron! You give good Ron.

Also, what ^^ they said about The Line. Kickass.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 09:39 am (UTC)(link)
You give good Ron.

*laughs* Oh, because that's not dirty at all.
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[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 09:40 am (UTC)(link)
I like that it started out sort of light, and you described the actions, then you hit us with the reasoning. And it was brilliant reasoning. I never would have thought of that. Good work.

Drive-by commenting is all the rage! I'm so glad you enjoyed this, thank you!

[identity profile] lalejandra.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 06:58 am (UTC)(link)
I am tired and therefore cannot properly fb this, but I will say that after seeing HP3 for the first time this weekend, I think that your Ron is dead on for what could happen in the future. Dead fucking on. Yup.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 09:41 am (UTC)(link)
*pets Ron*

Wait, you *just* saw it? Dude. AND?!

[identity profile] lalejandra.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 09:48 am (UTC)(link)
I didn't want to see it b/c I thought the first two were terrible (except for Snape and the Weasley twins and Oliver Wood, and that's just aesthetic). I mean, I went to see the second one twice, and both times I fell asleep. (I fell asleep during the first one too.)

So, uh, I didn't want to see it.

And I thought 3 was much much much better than 1 and 2, in that I laughed aloud (albeit in inappropriate places), and stayed awake for the whole thing, and didn't feel like it was too awfully long.

But I still didn't like it. There was too much missing that would have rounded out the story -- like the Marauders backstory, resolution with Snape, resolution with Hermione's time turner, etc. -- and I also felt like they cheated Ron out of having an actual story. (But Rupert was great, so we can add him to my list of Things That Are Good About The HP Movies. This brings the count up to four. Five if you count the twins separately.)

Oh, no, that's not true. I also really liked the way the Leaky Cauldron was done this time, as a creaky old wooden ramshackle thingie. Yeah.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 09:52 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah, okay there were lots of holes and stuff and zero dealings with the Maruaders which was bad, but hey, no somnolent effect this time! And also, all those lovely red-heads. Dude, I heart me some ginger-haired Weasleys.

[identity profile] lalejandra.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 09:56 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, I heart me some ginger-haired Weasleys.

Um, YEAH. Fuck yeah. Fred and George? Ron? I am soooooo there. I don't care that they are all like 12 years old. They are my boyfriends.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 10:08 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, you best get in the queue!

[identity profile] lalejandra.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 10:08 am (UTC)(link)
I'll fight you for them!

Or we can share. :)

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 10:48 am (UTC)(link)
Or we can share. :)

OK, for you, I will share. Plus, there are two of them -- and they were so supposed to be in Slytherin. Ron, we have to think about him, cos you know a) Jailbait and b) Gryffindor.

[identity profile] lalejandra.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 10:59 am (UTC)(link)
Oooh, you know, I hadn't thought about the Gryffindor aspect of it. He'd take orders more easily than Gred and Forge, but would be so damned modest about it all. Sigh.

Okay, Ron is fired.

[identity profile] flrouk.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 09:16 am (UTC)(link)
I am starting to love Ron now.
THAT line. <3

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-06-28 09:42 am (UTC)(link)
That's right, feel the Ron love!
ext_16124: (all about the potter)

[identity profile] jukeboxromeo.livejournal.com 2004-06-29 03:48 pm (UTC)(link)
I heart your Ron! The Line rocked my socks, as did the ending. :)

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-06-29 05:47 pm (UTC)(link)
*laughs*

People are really digging on The Line; I'm so glad you liked it.

[identity profile] metal-dog5.livejournal.com 2004-06-29 04:57 pm (UTC)(link)
Normally I'd have passed on this pairing. Luckily for me I clicked on the cut and now I have a shiny new pairing! ♥

It's not really a kiss; it's more of a hostile exchange of spit.

Brilliant line.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-06-29 05:48 pm (UTC)(link)
Luckily for me I clicked on the cut and now I have a shiny new pairing! ♥

See! And all you had to do was make one click. Oh wait, is that the line they use to get you to give all your money away? My bad. Donate now!

[identity profile] serialkarma.livejournal.com 2004-06-30 08:23 am (UTC)(link)
It’s not really a kiss; it’s more of a hostile exchange of spit.

OMG, that fucking *rocks*. And you wrote Ron/Draco! Whoo! I'm beginning to think Ron and Draco are the type O's of HP at the moment. They can work with anybody.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2004-06-30 11:04 am (UTC)(link)
I'm beginning to think Ron and Draco are the type O's of HP at the moment. They can work with anybody.

Ahem, and Neville too. *glares pointedly*

[identity profile] thenewhope.livejournal.com 2007-09-07 02:43 pm (UTC)(link)
um. what everyone else said. times, like, a thousand.

[identity profile] blinkn.livejournal.com 2010-04-27 11:53 am (UTC)(link)
Clever if not somehow sad. The price for survival is rather high.