I heart Theodore Nott & Neville Longbottom.

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1. You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on. (Homer Simpson)

2. So, people, where's the Lost slash? C'mon. Boone practically killed himself getting Jack all those pens, and Sayid and Sawyer? Animosity breeds slash like fucking rabbits. I know this. Don't make me walk up hill in both directions and write it myself.

3. I was going to do that first-line drabble bit, but lets face it kids, I've got too many. The post alone would be effing enormous.

4. Telegraph Avenue is one year old this month. I'm so proud! AHHHHHHHHH! Actually, I only know this because I'm still sitting on the story of Jamie & Ian and I pulled out the .doc again. Would anybody read that besides me and serialkarma? Do we care? Of course not! *makes notes*

5. Speaking of serialkarma, she has A Very Important Poll Regarding The Princess Bride that everyone should take immediately. Yis.

6. Tell me this is not Orlando Bloom/Wombat/Wasserface. Tell me... and I still won't believe you.

ETN: #7 : Since ABC is *still* kicking themselves for letting go of the Holy Puberty Grail My So-Called Life, will anybody be watching Life As We Know It? What really impresses me here is that they're so desperate they've even got the same title font for this show. Talk about too little, too late.

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I am amused the TWOP recapper asked for no Sayid/Hurley slash, because he's "uncomfortable with the amount of scraggly man-hair through which fingers would run." Hee

Yeah, I heart Hurley don't get me wrong, but that would be a bit extreme. FYI: Wombat is a, err, pet name for Elijah Wood, because he looks like a wombat. Actually he looks more like a loris (http://www.duke.edu/web/primate/FlashFiles/dukeNew19.html#Credits2), but that's not nearly as amusing to say.

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Ha! He does look like a loris, but since loris sounds vaguely like a person's proper name ("Ted, I'd like you to meet my friend Loris; Loris, this is my neighbor, Ted.") Wombat is a logical choice.

And your Danny/Linus icon amuses me muchly. Behind that door is a 120-pound Chinese man and 160 million dollars. *nods seriously*