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hackthis_archive1. You can't keep blaming yourself. Just blame yourself once, and move on. (Homer Simpson)
2. So, people, where's the Lost slash? C'mon. Boone practically killed himself getting Jack all those pens, and Sayid and Sawyer? Animosity breeds slash like fucking rabbits. I know this. Don't make me walk up hill in both directions and write it myself.
3. I was going to do that first-line drabble bit, but lets face it kids, I've got too many. The post alone would be effing enormous.
4. Telegraph Avenue is one year old this month. I'm so proud! AHHHHHHHHH! Actually, I only know this because I'm still sitting on the story of Jamie & Ian and I pulled out the .doc again. Would anybody read that besides me and![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
serialkarma? Do we care? Of course not! *makes notes*
5. Speaking ofserialkarma, she has A Very Important Poll Regarding The Princess Bride that everyone should take immediately. Yis.
6. Tell me this is not Orlando Bloom/Wombat/Wasserface. Tell me... and I still won't believe you.
ETN: #7 : Since ABC is *still* kicking themselves for letting go ofthe Holy Puberty Grail My So-Called Life, will anybody be watching Life As We Know It? What really impresses me here is that they're so desperate they've even got the same title font for this show. Talk about too little, too late.
2. So, people, where's the Lost slash? C'mon. Boone practically killed himself getting Jack all those pens, and Sayid and Sawyer? Animosity breeds slash like fucking rabbits. I know this. Don't make me walk up hill in both directions and write it myself.
3. I was going to do that first-line drabble bit, but lets face it kids, I've got too many. The post alone would be effing enormous.
4. Telegraph Avenue is one year old this month. I'm so proud! AHHHHHHHHH! Actually, I only know this because I'm still sitting on the story of Jamie & Ian and I pulled out the .doc again. Would anybody read that besides me and
serialkarma? Do we care? Of course not! *makes notes*5. Speaking of
serialkarma, she has A Very Important Poll Regarding The Princess Bride that everyone should take immediately. Yis.6. Tell me this is not Orlando Bloom/Wombat/Wasserface. Tell me... and I still won't believe you.
ETN: #7 : Since ABC is *still* kicking themselves for letting go of
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Date: 2004-10-07 12:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-07 12:10 pm (UTC)Because Sayid is so PRETTEH!
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Date: 2004-10-07 01:55 pm (UTC)*waits more*
Waiting, sweetheart, just waiting.
*knock water all over CPU*
Yeah, not so much with the waiting anymore.
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Date: 2004-10-07 02:12 pm (UTC)Because Terry was fucking Theodore -- at that exact moment, as it so happened -- and because the barb had substance if not accuracy, Theodore allowed it to pass with only a warning.
It was, however, an interesting learning experience.
Apparently there were indeed some things that only one's own housemates -- puerile as they might be -- could understand.
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Date: 2004-10-07 04:52 pm (UTC)Puerile. That's such a Theodore word.
*waits for more*
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Date: 2004-10-07 08:08 pm (UTC)Though she has always been a presence in his life he can't remember ever seeing her outside of the boundaries of Malfoy Manor before. It's a strange thing to see her here, and one Theodore thinks about later, after she has gone.
"I must speak to your father," she says. She does not quite look at him. She is uncharacteristically distracted.
Theodore stands. "He is out with Alexandria," he tells her politely. "May I be of assistance to you, Aunt?"
Narcissa Malfoy turns her gaze fully upon him.
Draco's always being told he resembles his father. But in this moment Theodore sees what Draco could be if he tried harder. She smiles at him and it is Draco's smile, only so much more so.
"I am certain," she says, "that you will be."
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Date: 2004-10-08 09:31 am (UTC)*makes flailing motions with hands*
Fuck YES!
Seriously, why be Lucius when you can be Narcissa? Oh, Draco, you fool!
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Date: 2004-10-07 12:14 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-07 12:21 pm (UTC)Yes.
Mmm, Lost slash.
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Date: 2004-10-07 12:22 pm (UTC)You KNOW I will read this, beta, etc. Dude, has it really been a whole year? I feel like we should have champagne, or something. *is nostalgic*
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Date: 2004-10-07 01:56 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-07 12:22 pm (UTC)http://www.livejournal.com/community/ficinabottle/7428.html
a slash story of that pairing.
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Date: 2004-10-09 07:40 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-10 02:42 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-07 12:35 pm (UTC)Also, Boone/Charlie, even though there is none. Just because of the pretty.
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Date: 2004-10-07 01:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-07 12:53 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-07 12:55 pm (UTC)*raises hand*
So, people, where's the Lost slash?
Tell me this is not Orlando Bloom/Wombat/Wasserface. Tell me... and I still won't believe you.
Okay, I know who Orlando is, and I'm thinking Wasserface is Kate Bosworth, but "Wombat" I know not. Help?
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Date: 2004-10-07 02:06 pm (UTC)Yeah, I heart Hurley don't get me wrong, but that would be a bit extreme. FYI: Wombat is a, err, pet name for Elijah Wood, because he looks like a wombat. Actually he looks more like a loris (http://www.duke.edu/web/primate/FlashFiles/dukeNew19.html#Credits2), but that's not nearly as amusing to say.
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Date: 2004-10-08 07:17 am (UTC)And your Danny/Linus icon amuses me muchly. Behind that door is a 120-pound Chinese man and 160 million dollars. *nods seriously*
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Date: 2004-10-07 01:01 pm (UTC)Lost slash. Mmmmmm.
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Date: 2004-10-07 01:57 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-08 07:23 am (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2004-10-07 01:51 pm (UTC)*runs around shrieking and then collapses in heap*
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Date: 2004-10-07 01:09 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-07 01:16 pm (UTC)Dude. Dude.
::thinks about it::
dude.
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Date: 2004-10-07 01:52 pm (UTC)*taps nose*
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Date: 2004-10-07 02:44 pm (UTC)4. I've been thinking it's about time for me to go reread Telegraph Avenue. That story brought me so much joy while I was at a particularly hellish temp job last year; I'm still grateful to you for that (for that and for all your other fic, but in that time period, man, I swear excitment over that got me through the day some days.). And yes indeed, I'd be psyched to read the Jamie/Ian omg.
5. Is "The Princess Bride" the best movie ever made? I wonder that sometimes. Have fun storming the castle!
7. And I'm still bitter enough at ABC about MSCL (though at Claire Danes too, to be vaguely fair) that I'm still kind of irritated that Lost is theirs. I'm unconvinced by Life As We Know It, if for no other reason than that it's all about boys and just one of the brillant aspects of MSCL was that for once it was all about girls (and sensitive, confused, girly, and/or hot boys). ::wistful sigh:: Jordan Catalano. meep.
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Date: 2004-10-07 03:07 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2004-10-08 03:16 am (UTC)no subject
Date: 2004-10-08 08:17 am (UTC)I would read it. I would read it many, many times.