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So... ::rubs hands together::

a. Theodore is back from holiday, and we've, uh, had some talks. There won't be two more sections of Thousandth Man, there will only be one.

b. Comm reccs of the day:

oceanfic for your Ocean's 11 fic needs (there's some really great stuff here),

aurgasm* for music and

pimpicons** for well, icons WTF, can't you read?

c.

nifra_idril proclaimed today Tell Someone You Heart Them Day and I was all, 'well, sheeet, are you lot feeling under-appreciated or summat?' Cos you know I think you're all fabulous, really. If you're feeling needy, drop me a comment and I will either profess my adoration or write you a wee drabbley thing. I think. Wait, this is how I wound up writing 45 drabbles two years ago. Uh, no. Okay, first twelve people get love or a drabble.

Good Omens 1, 2; Smallville 1; Greek Mythology 1; This Life 1; Lost 1; Harry Potter 1 (H/D); due South 1

d. So, why didn't anybody tell me about 24 before? Damn, talk about cracktastic. What's the Jack/Ronnie story?

e. Cookies for all the people who know what brilliant show

tarar based my default icon on. I was going to write some HP porn, but now I don't know. Somebody needs to get laid. Jesus, I just thought about Crowley trying to explain to Aziraphale why lust is considered a sin and then Aziraphale was all 'you don't hear people screaming Satan when they orgasm, do you?'*** It was v funny in my head at any rate.

*ding ding,

tarar,

applyingmyself and

qe2

**gacked from the lovely

silverakira

***Not that Aziraphale had much experience with what humans shouted when they climaxed, but he'd been around for a long time and he'd read a few tawdry romance novels in his day. None of them by Barbara Cartland though.

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Fraser likes to lick things; Ray knows this, but he draws the line at Fraser licking his glasses. Why couldn't Fraser have licked something helpful, like a popsicle or snow, or hell, him? It's not polite to snatch things, Ray learned that in elementary school, but that's just -- that's gross.

"Fraser. I know what you did, but please tell me you just didn't do what I think you just did to my glasses."

"It's only a little saliva, Ray, and I did it in order to--"

Ray held his glasses between gloved fingers with disgust. "I do not care why you did what you did, just don't do it again."

Fraser rubbed his eyebrow, but Ray wasn't letting him off that easily. "Ray, I think that if you would just let me explain--"

"You're a freak, you know that? I mean here we are, trapped out east of Bumblefuck and you just need something to lick so bad that you lick my glasses? Fraser, that's not buddies."

"Ray, the moisture was simply to prevent the lenses from fogging --"

Fraser was talking, but Ray wasn't listening, because his glasses had Fraser!spit on'em and that was just not cool at all. What had Ray ever done to Fraser ot cause that. He'd been his partner; he'd come to look for Franklin's frickin hand. He's eaten pemmican and oats and all kinds of healthy stuff, and this was the thanks he got? "If you were so interested in lickin' something you coulda licked me. I wouldn't've minded that, but you licked my glasses, Fraser, and I gotta put those on and now -- now you didn't hear me say any of that."

Fraser blinked, and then he licked his bottom lip. And Ray swallowed.

Well, he'd asked for it.

Glasses! *loves*

I love this like Hurley loves candy bars.

I actually think I might use this as a jump-off for that tent!porn that

tarar wanted.

um. tent!porn? okay. I call beta duties.

I?

Call alpha duties.

So there.

OMFG SQUEE.

Oh my poor brain -- I mourn, for lo, she is ded.

"If you were so interested in lickin' something you coulda licked me. I wouldn't've minded that, but you licked my glasses, Fraser, and I gotta put those on and now -- now you didn't hear me say any of that."

Dude, I am evol? You are evoller. For leaving it. Right there.

Unless of course you wrote the tent!porn.

Because then I would love you.

So much.

Huh. I never thought memories of licking my goggles to prevent fog would have such good connotations.

Also? Guh.

We're a happy family.

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