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hackthis_archive) wrote2005-05-19 09:59 am
hackthis_archive) wrote2005-05-19 09:59 am
Oh, you give a fuckin' asprin a headache.
I've had caffeine. I'm a bit manic. Please remove all ankle-bitters, coffin-dodgers and easily offended people from the immediate vicinity. Right.
a) I know things are bad when I've been reduced to reading H/D for my reading stimulation. What the fuck, people?! Hook me up! Where are the reccs and the porn and the stories?! I admit I was out of circulation for a while cos I was otherwise occupied, but damn! What's a girl gotta do to get you people to write some shit?![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
ethrosdemon and I are firm advocates of the If You Want to See it, Write it Your Damn Self School but I can't generate that much. I'll be writing myself obviously once my brain comes back on line and my finger's healed, but still, c'mon. Shit. I get my inspiration from you lot and you're not being very inspiring right now.
2) Go readpandarus Cairo Sunset. It's Bill/Severus with Severus/Lucius and post-war business and you know you want to, because you know and I know that pandarus' writing is the shit. Don't fake and pretend you don't want to read it either. I know you people!
3) After many moons and much difficulty, I finally have seen Layer Cake. Sweet Jesus almighty, I need to have Daniel Craig's babies. All of them. A hot man, with crazy blue eyes and a body to lick for days doing the gangster as James Bond thing without being all over the top. His body was like... there are no words. The hottest most amazingly built thing that I've seen in ages (cars included!) And the clothes. Oh my god, the clothes! Ozwald! Tom! His bum in those jeans! It was like one long orgasm. It was like watching Trade! Except with drugs instead of brothels, and no gay sex, but still. Violence! And clothes! And mad anxiety! It was like Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels but better, unless you didn't like Lock, Stock in which case whatever, don't talk to me. Anyroad, Daniel Craig is too hot to be James Bond (he's rumoured to be the new 007). The screen would melt. Seriously, run, go, scarper and see this either at the cinema or on DVD.* Matthew Vaughn you are almost forgiven for your asshat casting.
It had Sienna Miller too, sadly, but nothing is perfect, and she was hardly a blip. Thank the gods.
a) I know things are bad when I've been reduced to reading H/D for my reading stimulation. What the fuck, people?! Hook me up! Where are the reccs and the porn and the stories?! I admit I was out of circulation for a while cos I was otherwise occupied, but damn! What's a girl gotta do to get you people to write some shit?
ethrosdemon and I are firm advocates of the If You Want to See it, Write it Your Damn Self School but I can't generate that much. I'll be writing myself obviously once my brain comes back on line and my finger's healed, but still, c'mon. Shit. I get my inspiration from you lot and you're not being very inspiring right now.2) Go read
pandarus Cairo Sunset. It's Bill/Severus with Severus/Lucius and post-war business and you know you want to, because you know and I know that pandarus' writing is the shit. Don't fake and pretend you don't want to read it either. I know you people!3) After many moons and much difficulty, I finally have seen Layer Cake. Sweet Jesus almighty, I need to have Daniel Craig's babies. All of them. A hot man, with crazy blue eyes and a body to lick for days doing the gangster as James Bond thing without being all over the top. His body was like... there are no words. The hottest most amazingly built thing that I've seen in ages (cars included!) And the clothes. Oh my god, the clothes! Ozwald! Tom! His bum in those jeans! It was like one long orgasm. It was like watching Trade! Except with drugs instead of brothels, and no gay sex, but still. Violence! And clothes! And mad anxiety! It was like Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels but better, unless you didn't like Lock, Stock in which case whatever, don't talk to me. Anyroad, Daniel Craig is too hot to be James Bond (he's rumoured to be the new 007). The screen would melt. Seriously, run, go, scarper and see this either at the cinema or on DVD.* Matthew Vaughn you are almost forgiven for your asshat casting.
It had Sienna Miller too, sadly, but nothing is perfect, and she was hardly a blip. Thank the gods.
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