hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2005-05-23 12:01 pm
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HP/O11 X-over - The Conversationalist

I think I'm having a bad day. The key word there right now is 'think' as it's perching on the fence and really could go either way, as could my mood. I'm not content, but I'm not miserable. I am feeling rather pissy though. Having the painters in does that to me. I have seen The Great Tragedy of Anakin and Obi-Wan Revenge of the Sith and my entire thought at the end was I totally want one of those komodo dragon horse thingys! I'll have to see it again to get a better handle. I was just so 'this is the last one evah!' that I couldn't focus properly.

I missed [livejournal.com profile] qe2's birthday by about ten days; I suck. Happy Belated Birthday!!! In your honour I throw up some of my favourite party tunes: Har Mar Superstar! 'Power Lunch'; Gap Band 'You Dropped the Bomb on Me'; 50 Cent 'In da Club' and Gorillaz 'Feel Good Inc.'

I know I said I was going to write some SW RPS, but I opened Word and The Force just wasn't there. Strangely enough though, this was though.

About three months late I present this offering to [livejournal.com profile] ethrosdemon. Don't doubt me, bitch, I told you I'd get here!

Harry Potter/Ocean's 11
Blaise Zabini/Rusty Ryan (mentions of, like, other people and shit)

Improv: chocolate, mist, crumble, pierce

The Conversationalist




1.

He doesn't like New York. Too many Muggles, too many Americans, too many American Muggles. It's easier to blend in here of course, which is obviously why he chose it, but there's something so garish and obvious about the city that it makes his head hurt. It's too much. They're too much with their grating accents and appalling fashion sense. He should have gone someplace less busy and bustling. Someplace where having a thought didn't require drowning out mobile phones and shouting people and construction. The construction alone makes his teeth ache. The foreignness of it all makes him tired.

He's always tired.



2.

He doesn't use his wand. He wants to, desperately, but he's exercising restraint. Bad things happen when people don't learn how to exercise restraint. Family structures crumble and shrill screams pierce the night. Blaise knows this.

He misses Draco all the same.



3.

His flat isn't his home, but it is where he lives. He's finally sorted out how to put on the kettle and make his own tea. The first time he tried he almost set the entire place on fire. He couldn't even use his wand to clean up the charred mess left behind. When the man across the hall came to inquire about the smell, Blaise refused to answer the door.



4.

He doesn't have a job. He has no means of income. He lives on the Galleons that his sister sends him from wherever she is. She doesn't tell and he doesn't ask, but her missives always arrive via brightly coloured birds with curved beaks. He longs for the day when he will get to see her again.



5.

When the landlord comes for the rent, Blaise gives him two Strudel Eraser Biscuits and goes back about his business. Biscuits that remove short-term memories don't require magic, and he hasn't paid rent since he moved in eight months ago. He hasn't had a proper conversation with anyone in almost three weeks. The Korean grocer on the corner doesn't count.



6.

When Blaise opens his mouth people inevitably stare, and then he's forced to stare right back. Americans are horribly rude and uncouth. It's as though they've never heard of tact and propriety and not bloody well staring. The used book shop he patronises is a safe haven of dust and dirt and books stacked to the ceiling with words and numbers. At least Muggle books don't talk back.



7.

There's a café he frequents in an upscale part of town. He doesn't know what the part of town is called; he doesn't care. He walks a lot just to not be in the flat and think about things. There are lots of things he could think about, if he wanted –- he simply chooses not to. Dwelling is bad. Zabinis don't dwell; they move on.

The war is over. This is life for now.



8.

He sits at the table in the corner, facing the door and the plate glass window. The same girl with blue paint around her eyes and the lime green mohair jumper takes his order every afternoon. Blaise simply points to what he wants, and she brings it over. One should never underestimate the healing properties of a small pot of tea, and he makes the tea last for exactly one hour and thirty-five minutes. That's exactly one hour and thirty minutes for the tea, and five minutes for the flashy American in the understated clothing and the black tattoo to come in for his afternoon coffee.

The American is very flashy. His teeth are too white and too straight. His hair is too darkly blonde and spiky. He's too stocky to be anything like Draco.

They never talk.

The American simply eyes Blaise, and Blaise eyes him back.

When the American takes his seat by the window, Blaise collects whatever book he's reading and leaves.

He can feel the American watching him long after he's walked away.



9.

He walks the streets on the nights that he can't sleep. It's not every night, but there are enough to make it a habit. The city is different at night, even louder and flashier than during the day. It's taken him some time to learn how to blend in with his surroundings. When he first arrived in America, bleeding and shocked and alone, he thought for certain he was done for. He thought everyone would notice the state he was in, but no one said anything. No one paid Blaise any mind. It was almost as though he were invisible. He learned that people only acknowledged him if he spoke, and so he doesn't really say anything.



10.

The American is 'Rusty'. Blaise only knows this because that's what the girl in the lime green jumper calls him. Every day when Rusty arrives the girl smiles and asks him if he wants a table for two. Rusty just smiles his perfectly white and toothy American smile. He says he's not expecting Danny today.

Blaise wonders if he looks like Danny; he wonders if that's why he can feel Rusty's stare on the nape of his neck as he leaves. He wonders if Draco is somewhere staring at some man and thinking he looks a little like Blaise.



11.

Draco's birthday is on a Wednesday this year. In celebration Blaise thinks about trying to find the wizarding part of Manhattan, and then he thinks better of it. When he goes to the café, he orders a pot of chocolate instead of his usual tea. The girl blinks, and when she brings the chocolate over there are two biscotti on a plate as well.



12.

Two days after Draco's twenty-third birthday, nine months and six days after Blaise came to America, three hundred and twelve days after Draco vanished into the mist and Harry Potter killed Voldemort, Lucius Malfoy and pretty much everyone within a three mile radius of Otterey St Catchpole, Blaise walks into his nameless upscale café in Manhattan, New York and finds an American named Rusty sitting at his favourite table.

He scowls as he sits down, but Rusty just smiles and motions for the girl with the green jumper to come over. "You look like you're waiting for someone," Rusty says, taking a bite of a large biscuit and wiping his mouth with a napkin. "You don't mind if I wait with you, do you?"

Blaise narrows his eyes. "Actually, yes, I do mind," he says.

Rusty's grin is blinding. "So, you do speak."

"Not to your kind."

Rusty doesn't seem fazed at all by Blaise's curt manner. In fact, he appears almost amused. The only person who Blaise couldn't manage to scare off with a glare is missing now, and Blaise can feel his nostrils flaring as Rusty leans across the table into his personal space.

"I'll tell you a secret," Rusty says conspiratorially. "This all goes a lot faster if you have someone to talk to while you're waiting for the other person to arrive."


-end-

Happy Belated Birthday, [livejournal.com profile] ethrosdemon -- you ungrateful, doubting trick.

Read-through and title by the Letter H.

Originally proposed by [livejournal.com profile] lalejandra but not in this version.
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[personal profile] aidenfire 2005-05-23 07:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Mmm. I like it, especially the format and the way you split up the sections. Great job!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2005-05-24 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
Thanks!

[identity profile] vylit.livejournal.com 2005-05-23 08:14 pm (UTC)(link)
I love this so much that I just don't have the words to express it to you. Rusty sitting there waiting for Danny while Blaise waits for Draco, even though he knows he's not coming... God.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2005-05-24 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
:) Thanks for reading!

Blaise was thinking he shouldn't wait but be waited for

[identity profile] ethrosdemon.livejournal.com 2005-05-23 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
when have I ever been ungrateful? Don't make me call you a Hufflepuff.

The war is over. This is life for now.

Hello, someone feeling bleak? *g*

The eraser biscuits are good. Excellent.

nd five minutes for the flashy American in the understated clothing and the black tattoo to come in for his afternoon coffee.

The American is very flashy. His teeth are too white and too straight. His hair is too darkly blonde and spiky. He's too stocky to be anything like Draco.

They never talk.


Yeehaw! There is never enough Rusty in the world. Rusty lurks and skulks and eyes.

He could be a little like Draco if he were wearing a camel coat.

He learned that people only acknowledged him if he spoke, and so he doesn't really say anything.

He picked the right city.

He says he's not expecting Danny today.

Blaise wonders if he looks like Danny; he wonders if that's why he can feel Rusty's stare on the nape of his neck as he leaves. He wonders if Draco is somewhere staring at some man and thinking he looks a little like Blaise.


Yeah, just like that. More.

"I'll tell you a secret," Rusty says conspiratorially. "This all goes a lot faster if you have someone to talk to while you're waiting for the other person to arrive."

OMG, it's Waiting for Godot with hot gay sex!

XO

Re: Blaise was thinking he shouldn't wait but be waited for

[identity profile] kismeteve.livejournal.com 2005-05-23 08:42 pm (UTC)(link)
OMG, it's Waiting for Godot with hot gay sex!

*snortgiggle*

Re: Blaise was thinking he shouldn't wait but be waited for

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2005-05-24 12:11 am (UTC)(link)
Today was clearly clear out my brain of stories for K day. I hope you are pleased, Darth Sidious Dark Lord.

[identity profile] kismeteve.livejournal.com 2005-05-23 08:40 pm (UTC)(link)
Blaise wonders if he looks like Danny; he wonders if that's why he can feel Rusty's stare on the nape of his neck as he leaves. He wonders if Draco is somewhere staring at some man and thinking he looks a little like Blaise.

Aw, yeah.

In celebration Blaise thinks about trying to find the wizarding part of Manhattan

Where would that be? :D

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2005-05-24 12:12 am (UTC)(link)
In celebration Blaise thinks about trying to find the wizarding part of Manhattan

Where would that be? :D


I have no idea, probably St Marks Place.

[identity profile] circe-tigana.livejournal.com 2005-05-23 08:51 pm (UTC)(link)
Dude, before Kingdom of Heaven yesterday I got a Layer Cake trailer (thereby knowing I'd made the right flim-going decision), and DUDE!!

His EYES. I was RIVETED. He's magnetic, and it's only a fucking TRAILER.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2005-05-24 12:14 am (UTC)(link)
His EYES. I was RIVETED. He's magnetic, and it's only a fucking TRAILER.

I TOLD YOU! [livejournal.com profile] sparky77 hadn't believed me about the Daniel Craig thing either, until she saw it (http://www.livejournal.com/users/sparky77/280494.html).

[identity profile] circe-tigana.livejournal.com 2005-05-24 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
Dude. I was convinced on the basis of the TRAILER, forget the whole movie.

He looks so .... so .... god, *hard*? I can't figure out what word I want.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2005-05-24 12:35 am (UTC)(link)
'Compelling' maybe? Relentless? Fierce?

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2005-05-24 04:41 pm (UTC)(link)
*laughs* That too.

[identity profile] circe-tigana.livejournal.com 2005-05-23 08:53 pm (UTC)(link)
He doesn't use his wand. He wants to, desperately, but he's exercising restraint. Bad things happen when people don't learn how to exercise restraint. Family structures crumble and shrill screams pierce the night. Blaise knows this.

He misses Draco all the same.


::wraps around you lovingly::

[identity profile] circe-tigana.livejournal.com 2005-05-24 12:20 am (UTC)(link)
I can see Blaise being fascinated by card tricks, but becoming disappointed when he sees it's all numeric trickery. So he starts adding barely-traceable flickers of magic into occasional hands because there's restraint and then there's utter boredom, and the expression on Rusty's face when expectation defies him is the first thing in a long time that's something new.

[identity profile] copernica3.livejournal.com 2005-05-24 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
That is a really great mental picture.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2005-05-24 12:32 am (UTC)(link)
Blaise isn't certain whether he sleeps with Rusty because he wants to, or because he can, or because it's been so long since there's been a warm body in the bed beside him that he almost craves the intimacy. Blaise cannot possibly crave intimacy; he's a Slytherin. They don't even like people breathing the same air. Blaise is the sort of person who will walk in the street simply to avoid brushing shoulders with other people, and the first time he has Rusty over, he has to physically restrain Rusty from eating all his Strudle Erasers. Apparently the words 'No' and 'Those aren't for you' don't work on Rusty. He's almost as stubborn as Draco, but no one is as stubborn as Draco.

The morning after the night before, Rusty does a slight of hand trick involving a pea and three plastic cups. It only takes Blaise one attempt to figure out how the trick works, much to Rusty's chagrin.

[identity profile] circe-tigana.livejournal.com 2005-05-24 12:54 am (UTC)(link)
When Rusty talks about Danny Ocean, Blaise feels young. He hates that, that feeling of being as green as a curse. It's long corridors and endless nights and letters&letters but never the faces of those he loves. He doesn't like it when Rusty talks about Danny Ocean.

But part of Blaise can't help but wonder if he'd like the man himself.

[identity profile] abbycadabra.livejournal.com 2005-05-23 09:35 pm (UTC)(link)
I simply adore your Blaise, the way you fill a character who is only briefly mentioned in the books with so much feeling and depth and humanity. He's absolutely beautiful, this Blaise. I very much think I've fallen in love with him.

But I know I'm in love with this story, espeically it's subtlety and ethereal feeling. The characters aren't living anything here, they're just floating over something much greater and much deeper than rent and afternoon tea. There's a perfect quality of hesitation and pain in transition here that just breaks my heart for Draco and Blaise, Rusty and Danny.

Wonderful.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2005-05-24 12:33 am (UTC)(link)
I'm very touched that you enjoy my Blaise characterisation so much; it means a lot to me that you find him so compelling and believable. Thank you for your lovely comment :)
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[identity profile] oxoniensis.livejournal.com 2005-05-23 09:51 pm (UTC)(link)
I'm too sleepy to read right now, but party music is always good, so I've nabbed the first two, which I didn't have.
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[identity profile] oxoniensis.livejournal.com 2005-05-23 09:52 pm (UTC)(link)
That comment was supposed to include a thank you! Um, I'm tired - that's my excuse! *runs away*

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2005-05-24 12:16 am (UTC)(link)
*pets* Get some sleep the stories aren't going anywhere.

[identity profile] ugaprincess06.livejournal.com 2005-05-23 10:43 pm (UTC)(link)
I never thought a crossover with ocean's 11 would work but it really does. you did a great job with it. Very nice.

[identity profile] copernica3.livejournal.com 2005-05-24 12:27 am (UTC)(link)
I'm honestly not too sure why this fic works, but it so does.

[identity profile] fatema.livejournal.com 2005-05-24 03:55 am (UTC)(link)
Oooooooh! Most wonderful. :) I love Blaise's characterization. Within two stories (this and Trade) you've managed to make me love Blaise and Blaise/Draco so much. This is a ship that I'd hardly given consideration to (characters that I didn't care too much for) and now I'm addicted. Thanks for the new drug. :)

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2005-05-24 04:42 pm (UTC)(link)
It is all about the Blaise love. Don't let anyone tell you differently.

[identity profile] qe2.livejournal.com 2005-05-24 02:10 pm (UTC)(link)
*smiles at much-needed birthday hurrahs*

*downloads much-needed present of happy songs*

*reads Faberge-egg fic, which is present for someone else, but who cares?*

Darlin', if this is what I get for late birthday wishes, you should feel free to miss my birthday every year.

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2005-05-24 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
Nonsense! Next year I totally plan to be on time. Really. {{{{hugs}}}}

I hope you had a lovely day!

[identity profile] supergrover24.livejournal.com 2005-05-24 02:50 pm (UTC)(link)
Oh, fabulous. I needed this today! Thanks!

[identity profile] hackthis.livejournal.com 2005-05-24 04:43 pm (UTC)(link)
You're welcome!

[identity profile] blythely.livejournal.com 2005-05-24 10:25 pm (UTC)(link)
Those memory-erasing biscuits are fucking AWESOME. Where do I get a packet?

Loved this. Ah Blaise. There's a cafe near St John the Divine that I was thinking of, not really an upscale area, but it worked. :).
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[identity profile] fearlessdiva.livejournal.com 2005-05-25 12:55 am (UTC)(link)
Dude, I love you. I mean, I always love you, but this is just so wonderfully heartbreaking without wallowing at all. Deft touch, and then Rusty and just - yum.

I guess I can forgive the Force just this once for deserting you since this was the result, though I sure am looking forward to some cracktastic SW RPS from you eventually.

Rusty... *breathes*

[identity profile] fashes.livejournal.com 2005-05-27 08:55 am (UTC)(link)
You make Rusty so hot. And sweet and hot and... it's like canon Rusty is on the fringe of hot. You push him over the edge and now he's all nnnghh!!

Ooooo

[identity profile] distant-beaches.livejournal.com 2005-06-02 03:02 am (UTC)(link)
That was great.
Each line (especially the last) was filled with character and vitality.

[identity profile] raincitygirl.livejournal.com 2006-03-06 06:29 pm (UTC)(link)
I love it. What a great crossover.

[identity profile] vic-ramsey.livejournal.com 2006-03-06 11:32 pm (UTC)(link)
That kicked ass. The tone and feel of the story is awesome and I want to have tea with your Rusty and feed him biscotti.