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Okay, which one of you bitches broke Gmail?

Damn! I can't take you anywhere.

I'm *dying* here. You got a prompt I can work on or something?

Jake sometimes really anger management issues. Maggie called it rageholism.

Dude, yeah, go with that.

Or you could write about George Clooney and Brad Pitt buying a gay bar and turning it into a gay-friendly B&B No, really

scroll down in the comments. I'm willing to alter the name in that blurb to whomever you can volunteer to be a good replacement.

... I really can't think of anyone.

Honestly? I just suggested that b/c I know you two feel like writing. I have no strong feelings about jake gyllenhaal rps at all.

WHAT?

get thee behind me, satan!

Er, have we not discussed my general lack of interest in rps? (Um. Unless it involves callum keith rennie, apparently.)

you can like whatever you want. I don't care.

I think the best part about that blind item was that you thought it was Brad and George. oh hell.

I think the best part about that blind item was that you thought it was Brad and George. oh hell.

I was still focused on the part where they're buying a gay bar together! I think that's the funniest thing I've heard all morning!

The Gyllenhal is currently on my TV being interviewed by Conan O'Brien. Jake G. told an anecdote about being a lifeguard and dealing with jellyfish stings.

And Conan has shown Arnold Shwarzenegger commercials from Japan that are *WHACKED* They'd wipe the image of Sheppard singing Sex Bomb and dealing with pantie-throwing hoardes from your mind quite effectively.

They'd wipe the image of Sheppard singing Sex Bomb and dealing with pantie-throwing hoardes from your mind quite effectively.

You did that on purpose.

I have been laughing at random moments all day at your reaction to Sex Bomb.

Spy on me baby, use satellite
Infrared see me moving through the night!

Did you ladies read today's Blind Item? (http://gmail.google.com/)

that's a very blind item, what witht he wrong link and all, dear.

the blink item link is a link to gmail. is this some kind of meta commentary?

is this some kind of meta commentary?

yeah, that was my first thought.

Damn. My bad. Try again (http://www.eonline.com/Gossip/Awful/Blind/blind.051104.html).

Yeah, okay, that made no sense at all. How am I supposed to follow what the hell he's talking about?

well, I guess it would help if you knew that Toothy Tile is a guy that Ted talks about all the time being an A-lister in closet with a beard and yadda, lots of people think it's Jake

OH!

Yes, because I thought they were talking about Brad and George. THANK you!

Oh, no, see that's a whole different kettle of fish. They are so yesterday's Boom Boom Room. Kass, you know I want to write that conversation all of a sudden right?

"I want to buy a gay club."

"That's nice, sweetheart."

"I hate it when you call me sweetheart, you sound like my mom."

"I know -- why do you think I do it. Speaking of your mom, I heard you were cheating on me and using your mom's house as a fucking train station for your Man Trade. George, that's just lazy. Making your ma trade go all the way to Kentucky."

"Says the man who's using Angelina Jolie as a surrogate mother for his children."

"Details...details..."

Shit. I have to write more of this, don't I?

Shit. I have to write more of this, don't I?

See? Who cares if they're all 2004? It's FUNNY.

You think I'm not fucking trying?!

do you think it was Pete Saarsgard he beat up? that would be fucking classic

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