Oh, no, see that's a whole different kettle of fish. They are so yesterday's Boom Boom Room. Kass, you know I want to write that conversation all of a sudden right?
"I want to buy a gay club."
"That's nice, sweetheart."
"I hate it when you call me sweetheart, you sound like my mom."
"I know -- why do you think I do it. Speaking of your mom, I heard you were cheating on me and using your mom's house as a fucking train station for your Man Trade. George, that's just lazy. Making your ma trade go all the way to Kentucky."
"Says the man who's using Angelina Jolie as a surrogate mother for his children."
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Date: 2005-11-04 07:14 pm (UTC)"I want to buy a gay club."
"That's nice, sweetheart."
"I hate it when you call me sweetheart, you sound like my mom."
"I know -- why do you think I do it. Speaking of your mom, I heard you were cheating on me and using your mom's house as a fucking train station for your Man Trade. George, that's just lazy. Making your ma trade go all the way to Kentucky."
"Says the man who's using Angelina Jolie as a surrogate mother for his children."
"Details...details..."
Shit. I have to write more of this, don't I?
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Date: 2005-11-04 07:18 pm (UTC)See? Who cares if they're all 2004? It's FUNNY.
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Date: 2005-11-04 07:21 pm (UTC)"Can it, I'm not the fatherhood type."
"You're the buying a gay bar type."
"And you're the redecorating a gay bar type. You in?"
"I'm always in, Toothy Tile," sweetheart.
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Date: 2005-11-04 07:31 pm (UTC)"Riiight."
"Remind me of this the next time there's a Blind Item about you and your latest piece on the side."
"Who cares about my Rainbow Tribe when your using your mom's house as Grand Central. Is it true that Jake Gyllenhaal is your new piece?"
"Don't I wish--"
"You know, I heard he was working on an article with The Advocate. Wouldn't it be great press if he were the face of the new Boom Boom Room?"
"Are you trying to fix me up?"
"Not at all, I was just saying. A nice piece of fresh meat might be just what an old man needs--"
"What did I tell you about leaving the beastiality at home?"
"With the kids? No way."
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Date: 2005-11-04 07:37 pm (UTC)"You look good, why're you so touchy about that, old man?"
"Why did you give Jen the house?"
"Ouch! It was to save someone I know from being drug through the rags."
"Someone you're going to buy a gay bar with and convert it into a gay friendly B&B?"
"Someone just like that, yeah."