The Gyllenhal is currently on my TV being interviewed by Conan O'Brien. Jake G. told an anecdote about being a lifeguard and dealing with jellyfish stings.
And Conan has shown Arnold Shwarzenegger commercials from Japan that are *WHACKED* They'd wipe the image of Sheppard singing Sex Bomb and dealing with pantie-throwing hoardes from your mind quite effectively.
well, I guess it would help if you knew that Toothy Tile is a guy that Ted talks about all the time being an A-lister in closet with a beard and yadda, lots of people think it's Jake
Oh, no, see that's a whole different kettle of fish. They are so yesterday's Boom Boom Room. Kass, you know I want to write that conversation all of a sudden right?
"I want to buy a gay club."
"That's nice, sweetheart."
"I hate it when you call me sweetheart, you sound like my mom."
"I know -- why do you think I do it. Speaking of your mom, I heard you were cheating on me and using your mom's house as a fucking train station for your Man Trade. George, that's just lazy. Making your ma trade go all the way to Kentucky."
"Says the man who's using Angelina Jolie as a surrogate mother for his children."
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Date: 2005-11-04 06:44 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-11-04 06:50 pm (UTC)Or you could write about George Clooney and Brad Pitt buying a gay bar and turning it into a gay-friendly B&B No, really
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Date: 2005-11-04 06:58 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-04 07:04 pm (UTC)Honestly? I just suggested that b/c I know you two feel like writing. I have no strong feelings about jake gyllenhaal rps at all.
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Date: 2005-11-04 07:06 pm (UTC)get thee behind me, satan!
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Date: 2005-11-04 07:11 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-04 07:13 pm (UTC)I think the best part about that blind item was that you thought it was Brad and George. oh hell.
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Date: 2005-11-04 07:15 pm (UTC)I was still focused on the part where they're buying a gay bar together! I think that's the funniest thing I've heard all morning!
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Date: 2005-11-04 08:09 pm (UTC)And Conan has shown Arnold Shwarzenegger commercials from Japan that are *WHACKED* They'd wipe the image of Sheppard singing Sex Bomb and dealing with pantie-throwing hoardes from your mind quite effectively.
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Date: 2005-11-04 08:13 pm (UTC)You did that on purpose.
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Date: 2005-11-04 08:26 pm (UTC)Spy on me baby, use satellite
Infrared see me moving through the night!
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Date: 2005-11-04 06:52 pm (UTC)no subject
Date: 2005-11-04 06:57 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-11-04 06:58 pm (UTC)yeah, that was my first thought.
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Date: 2005-11-04 07:03 pm (UTC)no subject
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Date: 2005-11-04 07:10 pm (UTC)Yes, because I thought they were talking about Brad and George. THANK you!
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Date: 2005-11-04 07:14 pm (UTC)"I want to buy a gay club."
"That's nice, sweetheart."
"I hate it when you call me sweetheart, you sound like my mom."
"I know -- why do you think I do it. Speaking of your mom, I heard you were cheating on me and using your mom's house as a fucking train station for your Man Trade. George, that's just lazy. Making your ma trade go all the way to Kentucky."
"Says the man who's using Angelina Jolie as a surrogate mother for his children."
"Details...details..."
Shit. I have to write more of this, don't I?
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Date: 2005-11-04 07:18 pm (UTC)See? Who cares if they're all 2004? It's FUNNY.
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