Choose your own ending!

[hackthis_archive]

Today, we play a game called Find Jake Gyllenhaal a Boyfriend Because Jared Leto is a Dick and Hackthis Doesn't Want to Write Him in the Story

Seriously, there's nothing like getting mid-story and finding out the Leading Actor is a major arse. Thankfully, I don't have to stick with casting, unlike Hollywood, so, I'm looking for suggestions that are not married, geriatic, asshole of the month or impossibly straight. Plausibility is key, and sadly, I am not allowed to use Ryan Gosling, so show me what else you've got. Make the case for your man.*

NO MAN WHORES OR SKEEZY MEN ALLOWED!

*Disclaimer: By posting here, you agree to give all your base, err, commentary rights to The Management, who you can just call Ari.

Comments

[jennifus.livejournal.com]

Is Christian Bale single? Or Jensen Ackles? (though I guess he's not, like, big-star enough for the role). Because... my mind just went to a beautiful threesome place and... *dies*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

a) Married, with baby. And scary.
b) His eyes are too close together. I look at him and want to be sterilised.

[jennifus.livejournal.com]

*humbles* Terribly sorry. Heath Ledger? Or... or... *bites nails* TOO MUCH PRESSURE. *g*

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

don't even talk to her about Jensen, she's got Jensen kryptonite.

[jennifus.livejournal.com]

I realize the error of my ways now... I've got Supernatural on the brain, but that is so not an excuse. :-p

[babyofthegroup.livejournal.com]

Which is a shame, really.