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hackthis_archive) wrote2005-11-08 09:02 am
hackthis_archive) wrote2005-11-08 09:02 am
Choose your own ending!
Today, we play a game called Find Jake Gyllenhaal a Boyfriend Because Jared Leto is a Dick and Hackthis Doesn't Want to Write Him in the Story
Seriously, there's nothing like getting mid-story and finding out the Leading Actor is a major arse. Thankfully, I don't have to stick with casting, unlike Hollywood, so, I'm looking for suggestions that are not married, geriatic, asshole of the month or impossibly straight. Plausibility is key, and sadly, I am not allowed to use Ryan Gosling, so show me what else you've got. Make the case for your man.*
NO MAN WHORES OR SKEEZY MEN ALLOWED!
*Disclaimer: By posting here, you agree to give all your base, err, commentary rights to The Management, who you can just call Ari.
Seriously, there's nothing like getting mid-story and finding out the Leading Actor is a major arse. Thankfully, I don't have to stick with casting, unlike Hollywood, so, I'm looking for suggestions that are not married, geriatic, asshole of the month or impossibly straight. Plausibility is key, and sadly, I am not allowed to use Ryan Gosling, so show me what else you've got. Make the case for your man.*
NO MAN WHORES OR SKEEZY MEN ALLOWED!
*Disclaimer: By posting here, you agree to give all your base, err, commentary rights to The Management, who you can just call Ari.
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b) His eyes are too close together. I look at him and want to be sterilised.
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