Choose your own ending!

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Today, we play a game called Find Jake Gyllenhaal a Boyfriend Because Jared Leto is a Dick and Hackthis Doesn't Want to Write Him in the Story

Seriously, there's nothing like getting mid-story and finding out the Leading Actor is a major arse. Thankfully, I don't have to stick with casting, unlike Hollywood, so, I'm looking for suggestions that are not married, geriatic, asshole of the month or impossibly straight. Plausibility is key, and sadly, I am not allowed to use Ryan Gosling, so show me what else you've got. Make the case for your man.*

NO MAN WHORES OR SKEEZY MEN ALLOWED!

*Disclaimer: By posting here, you agree to give all your base, err, commentary rights to The Management, who you can just call Ari.

Comments

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

lucas black (http://imdb.com/name/nm0085407/)? no, not really a serious suggestion, but i'm really fond of him.

plus, thanks for getting me all excited about jarhead! it was highly worthwhile. :D

[lovekeller.livejournal.com]

I love Lucas Black with a scary passion.

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

When I saw him in Jarhead I just keep thinking OMG!OMG!fridaynightlights!

[ethrosdemon.livejournal.com]

I just checked out that link.

I KNEW he was from Alabama.

During the movie when he was talking about Texas, I was all "Oh, as if!"

[elfiepike.livejournal.com]

by the end of jarhead i couldn't stop thinking no, really, where the hell do i know him from?

and of course it was something else that you got me interested in. XD you are an excellent promoter.