hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2005-11-08 09:02 am

Choose your own ending!

Today, we play a game called Find Jake Gyllenhaal a Boyfriend Because Jared Leto is a Dick and Hackthis Doesn't Want to Write Him in the Story

Seriously, there's nothing like getting mid-story and finding out the Leading Actor is a major arse. Thankfully, I don't have to stick with casting, unlike Hollywood, so, I'm looking for suggestions that are not married, geriatic, asshole of the month or impossibly straight. Plausibility is key, and sadly, I am not allowed to use Ryan Gosling, so show me what else you've got. Make the case for your man.*

NO MAN WHORES OR SKEEZY MEN ALLOWED!

*Disclaimer: By posting here, you agree to give all your base, err, commentary rights to The Management, who you can just call Ari.

[identity profile] supergrover24.livejournal.com 2005-11-08 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
Isn't he just? I could eat him with a spoon.

[identity profile] antheia.livejournal.com 2005-11-08 05:30 pm (UTC)(link)
I think you should. :)

[identity profile] supergrover24.livejournal.com 2005-11-08 05:31 pm (UTC)(link)
Trust me, I've fantasized extensively about it.