hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2005-11-08 09:02 am

Choose your own ending!

Today, we play a game called Find Jake Gyllenhaal a Boyfriend Because Jared Leto is a Dick and Hackthis Doesn't Want to Write Him in the Story

Seriously, there's nothing like getting mid-story and finding out the Leading Actor is a major arse. Thankfully, I don't have to stick with casting, unlike Hollywood, so, I'm looking for suggestions that are not married, geriatic, asshole of the month or impossibly straight. Plausibility is key, and sadly, I am not allowed to use Ryan Gosling, so show me what else you've got. Make the case for your man.*

NO MAN WHORES OR SKEEZY MEN ALLOWED!

*Disclaimer: By posting here, you agree to give all your base, err, commentary rights to The Management, who you can just call Ari.
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[identity profile] slodwick.livejournal.com 2005-11-08 05:41 pm (UTC)(link)
Does Edward Norton count as "impossibly straight"? What about Wes Bentley?

[identity profile] slightlywee.livejournal.com 2005-11-11 01:19 am (UTC)(link)
Oh god yes Edward Norton! He is my favorite thing ever.

[identity profile] hey-mockingbird.livejournal.com 2007-11-12 09:08 pm (UTC)(link)
i just want to say, I love your icon. ^_^