Choose your own ending!

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Today, we play a game called Find Jake Gyllenhaal a Boyfriend Because Jared Leto is a Dick and Hackthis Doesn't Want to Write Him in the Story

Seriously, there's nothing like getting mid-story and finding out the Leading Actor is a major arse. Thankfully, I don't have to stick with casting, unlike Hollywood, so, I'm looking for suggestions that are not married, geriatic, asshole of the month or impossibly straight. Plausibility is key, and sadly, I am not allowed to use Ryan Gosling, so show me what else you've got. Make the case for your man.*

NO MAN WHORES OR SKEEZY MEN ALLOWED!

*Disclaimer: By posting here, you agree to give all your base, err, commentary rights to The Management, who you can just call Ari.

Comments

[wistfuljane.livejournal.com]

Tobey Maguire! Link by the same girl and the same blind item. Not to mention there's an Famtracker Battle of the Long-Lashed Heartthrobs (http://www.fametracker.com/2_stars_1_slot/gyllenhaal_maguire.shtml) article about them.

Or am I the only one who think it'll be funny to pit them together in a relationship? *coughs*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I think you're on your own there.