Choose your own ending!

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Today, we play a game called Find Jake Gyllenhaal a Boyfriend Because Jared Leto is a Dick and Hackthis Doesn't Want to Write Him in the Story

Seriously, there's nothing like getting mid-story and finding out the Leading Actor is a major arse. Thankfully, I don't have to stick with casting, unlike Hollywood, so, I'm looking for suggestions that are not married, geriatic, asshole of the month or impossibly straight. Plausibility is key, and sadly, I am not allowed to use Ryan Gosling, so show me what else you've got. Make the case for your man.*

NO MAN WHORES OR SKEEZY MEN ALLOWED!

*Disclaimer: By posting here, you agree to give all your base, err, commentary rights to The Management, who you can just call Ari.

Comments

[http://users.livejournal.com/_regina/]

I'd vote for Cillian Murphy if he wasn't married with a child, but maybe Jonathan Rhys Meyers? He hasn't joined any gay pride parades lately (that I know of), but he's certainly not going out of his way to give off straight vibes.

"A lot of men are very uptight, but I don't distinguish between male and female beauty. Beauty is beauty." (http://imdb.com/name/nm0001667/bio)

Also, he looked hot romping naked with Ewan in Velvet Goldmine.