hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2005-11-08 09:02 am

Choose your own ending!

Today, we play a game called Find Jake Gyllenhaal a Boyfriend Because Jared Leto is a Dick and Hackthis Doesn't Want to Write Him in the Story

Seriously, there's nothing like getting mid-story and finding out the Leading Actor is a major arse. Thankfully, I don't have to stick with casting, unlike Hollywood, so, I'm looking for suggestions that are not married, geriatic, asshole of the month or impossibly straight. Plausibility is key, and sadly, I am not allowed to use Ryan Gosling, so show me what else you've got. Make the case for your man.*

NO MAN WHORES OR SKEEZY MEN ALLOWED!

*Disclaimer: By posting here, you agree to give all your base, err, commentary rights to The Management, who you can just call Ari.

[identity profile] veradeath.livejournal.com 2005-11-09 04:25 am (UTC)(link)
What about Micheal Pitt? Not related to Brad at all, btw. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0685856/
Besides, the was definite UST between Mike and Ryan Gosling on the set of Murder by Numbers. He's in a band and is really talented in other stuff. Most of all, I think that Jake and Mike look really good together and I get the impression that Mike isn't an utter arse. Plus the hot, quasi-Kurt Cobain thing he has going when he's scruffy. He cleans up well, too.