Choose your own ending!

[hackthis_archive]

Today, we play a game called Find Jake Gyllenhaal a Boyfriend Because Jared Leto is a Dick and Hackthis Doesn't Want to Write Him in the Story

Seriously, there's nothing like getting mid-story and finding out the Leading Actor is a major arse. Thankfully, I don't have to stick with casting, unlike Hollywood, so, I'm looking for suggestions that are not married, geriatic, asshole of the month or impossibly straight. Plausibility is key, and sadly, I am not allowed to use Ryan Gosling, so show me what else you've got. Make the case for your man.*

NO MAN WHORES OR SKEEZY MEN ALLOWED!

*Disclaimer: By posting here, you agree to give all your base, err, commentary rights to The Management, who you can just call Ari.

Comments

[mystisblom.livejournal.com]

what about Elijah Wood I mean he's kinda gayish and they would make a nice couple all grown up with little outburst on the childish side.

Or what about Viggo I mean there is nothing about the older guy *G* and you already have him as part of the story.

Another nice guy would be Colin Farrell all bad and Jake could swoon over him like he's so hot and bad and he never called after we spend 3 days in bed. *G*

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

Since I presume you do not know about my abject hatred of all things related to the wombat, or that in big letters I said NO MAN WHORES!, I will just pretend like you thought the Viggo/Jake was a good idea.