hackthis_archive ([personal profile] hackthis_archive) wrote2005-11-08 09:02 am

Choose your own ending!

Today, we play a game called Find Jake Gyllenhaal a Boyfriend Because Jared Leto is a Dick and Hackthis Doesn't Want to Write Him in the Story

Seriously, there's nothing like getting mid-story and finding out the Leading Actor is a major arse. Thankfully, I don't have to stick with casting, unlike Hollywood, so, I'm looking for suggestions that are not married, geriatic, asshole of the month or impossibly straight. Plausibility is key, and sadly, I am not allowed to use Ryan Gosling, so show me what else you've got. Make the case for your man.*

NO MAN WHORES OR SKEEZY MEN ALLOWED!

*Disclaimer: By posting here, you agree to give all your base, err, commentary rights to The Management, who you can just call Ari.

[identity profile] smonsterbite.livejournal.com 2005-11-11 06:43 am (UTC)(link)
Hmm. I can't recall you ever commenting on this person, pro or con, so I'll take a chance. (although, you've probably already cast someone)

Randy Harrison (http://www.theatermania.com/content/news.cfm/story/6083), aka Justin Taylor from QaF US. Definitely not married, geriatric, or impossibly straight. Whether he's an asshole, I haven't heard. Here's (http://www.berkshiretheatre.org/gallery/album01/Randy_Harrison) link (warning; HUGE photo, HUGE!) to a head shot. Take your time; scroll. Note the well-groomed brows, the piercing (blue) eyes, the bow mouth slightly parted, the silky hair falling gently to one side...

[identity profile] veradeath.livejournal.com 2005-11-11 05:37 pm (UTC)(link)
Damn. I've caught a few eps, and he is fine.