Choose your own ending!

[hackthis_archive]

Today, we play a game called Find Jake Gyllenhaal a Boyfriend Because Jared Leto is a Dick and Hackthis Doesn't Want to Write Him in the Story

Seriously, there's nothing like getting mid-story and finding out the Leading Actor is a major arse. Thankfully, I don't have to stick with casting, unlike Hollywood, so, I'm looking for suggestions that are not married, geriatic, asshole of the month or impossibly straight. Plausibility is key, and sadly, I am not allowed to use Ryan Gosling, so show me what else you've got. Make the case for your man.*

NO MAN WHORES OR SKEEZY MEN ALLOWED!

*Disclaimer: By posting here, you agree to give all your base, err, commentary rights to The Management, who you can just call Ari.

Comments

[veradeath.livejournal.com]

Just out of curiostity, how do ya know he's obsessed about Jon Stewart? Or is it something you just percieve? But I will agree that Jon is total funny,geeky hotness.

[kismeteve.livejournal.com]

Have you seen Anderson's appearances on the Daily Show? He and Jon Stewart have this gawky, adorable flirting thing going on. I have a little imaginary backstory about the two of them.