My eyes! My eyes!

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Why am I watching Stargate: Atlantis? Oh, Lords of Kobol save me, please?! Damn you, rageprufrock for writing such compelling stripper fic! seperis, you shall pay for writing assasin-fic! Why can't people write that stuff in fandoms I'm already in?

This never happened. It's all a drunken hallucination. I was in a moment of weakness over the loss of Kitchen Confidential, and because no one can resist assasin-fic, really.

Where is the new BSG to prevent such ignominy? Jamie Bamber, save me!!


Uh, is it just me or does Ronon Dex really look like Karl Urban from LOTR?

Comments

[issaro.livejournal.com]

Stop right there! I don't want to hear it young lady! There will be some nonSGA fen left in this world or so help me... Step away from the SGA stories right now!

[hackthis.livejournal.com]

J, you don't know, these stories... I mean assassin-fic? Nobody else has assasin fic!

[issaro.livejournal.com]

I commented on this and yet, I can't find my comment. Tis odd. In short:

Jamie Barber goes on assassin mission for Adama.
Evil!Clark is the bestest secret government assassin hired to kill President Lex.
Seth plays Silent Assassin and then makes innane, pithy copmments about his assassin skills all night.
George/Brad/Jake make fun of help MAtt prepare for the next Bourne movie.*

See? Assassins everywhere! No SGA needed.

*The commentor makes no claims as to the actual exhistence of said pieces of fiction but is sure that someone could be tempted to write them should enough whining be involved.

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Ah ha! You made an anonymous comment and those are screened, but honestly the idea of the Lee as an assasin fic makes my palms sweat. He'd be like the hottest assasin ever. I'd be all, "Just kill me! Just Kill me now!" And the Jake/Brad/George thing is just inspired. Why don't you write again? Give me a good reason now.

[issaro.livejournal.com]

Girl, I would if I could but I'm all ideas no execution. It's sad really. I frustrate myself all the time, hence, I stick to being an idea girl.